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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Happy Birthday, Steven Colbert!

Today is the 46th Birthday of National Treasure Steven Colbert.

If he had done nothing else before or since, his speech at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner would be enough to put him in the political/social satire Hall of Fame.

Is there a satire Hall of Fame? There should be.

Mmmmm. . . . President Colbert. . . . . what a beautiful dream. Don't wake me!

I was so Sick

Oh, man is it great to be feeling better!

I was sooooooooo sick!

How Sick Were You?

I was so sick, Newt Gingrich had me served with divorce papers!

But seriously, I was so sick, John Boener took one look at me and said "I'm a little worried about your color!"

Seriously, I had such a high fever, Sarah Palin started to make sense!

Thank you! I'll be here all week!