
Macho Men, Run and Hide -- The Closer Is Coming
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As baseball season gets into full swing, we hear lots of buzz about the closer -- baseball's newest position. Is the newly-minted closer worth the adulation and the money, or is the mystique just a myth?
Baseball's newest position!

Baseball's

Newest

Position.

Has this guy been asleep since the Nixon administration? The "closer" is the "newly-minted" "newest position in baseball?"
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