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Friday, May 25, 2012

Oh, this is not going to end well.



Or maybe it ends really really well, depending on your point of view.

A camp for sports and avoiding gay sex

May 24, 2012|By Kathy Boccella

This weekend a group of men will gather at St. Charles Borromeo Seminary to how learn to throw a spiral, make a three-point shot and hit a long ball — and to resist homosexual urges.
Courage, a Catholic group that encourages people with same-sex attraction to remain celibate, is holding its 13th annual sports camp in which “men physically compete on the field while enriching their souls through a daily regimen of prayer, confessions, mass, and the Liturgy of the Hours,” according to the group’s website.

Oh my God. What better way for a gay man to remain celibate than by spending time in a locker room with other fit, sweaty gay men?

  

I know I'm even straighter now, having seen this picture.

 The member, who asked not to be identified, said the weekend was a “tutorial sports event” and “not some sort of brainwashing camp that tries to make someone into something they’re not.”

Oh, a tutorial. So, I guess it would go something like this:

Step 1: Put on your super-hetero pants.







Step 2: Be sure to stretch first, to avoid injury.




 

Take as long as you need, stretching is important.

Step 3: Don't be afraid to play rough. You're not a sissy, are you?




Step 4: Hit the showers!



You know what, maybe sports wasn't the best idea.

 

Tucker Carlson doesn't seem to realize what network he's on

Because he says this on FOX:




How do you sit there in the FOX studio and wonder why don't conservatives start their own media outlets?

Oh, right. These people live in an alternate universe in which President Obama is a bomb-throwing radical leftist and conservatives have no voice.