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Friday, May 25, 2012

Oh, this is not going to end well.



Or maybe it ends really really well, depending on your point of view.

A camp for sports and avoiding gay sex

May 24, 2012|By Kathy Boccella

This weekend a group of men will gather at St. Charles Borromeo Seminary to how learn to throw a spiral, make a three-point shot and hit a long ball — and to resist homosexual urges.
Courage, a Catholic group that encourages people with same-sex attraction to remain celibate, is holding its 13th annual sports camp in which “men physically compete on the field while enriching their souls through a daily regimen of prayer, confessions, mass, and the Liturgy of the Hours,” according to the group’s website.

Oh my God. What better way for a gay man to remain celibate than by spending time in a locker room with other fit, sweaty gay men?

  

I know I'm even straighter now, having seen this picture.

 The member, who asked not to be identified, said the weekend was a “tutorial sports event” and “not some sort of brainwashing camp that tries to make someone into something they’re not.”

Oh, a tutorial. So, I guess it would go something like this:

Step 1: Put on your super-hetero pants.







Step 2: Be sure to stretch first, to avoid injury.




 

Take as long as you need, stretching is important.

Step 3: Don't be afraid to play rough. You're not a sissy, are you?




Step 4: Hit the showers!



You know what, maybe sports wasn't the best idea.

 

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