Which would be great if you were also a gay man, but since you are a lady, not so much.
This seriously isn't a truckload of red flags for you?
So none of these dozens of people realized what a terrible idea this was?
How is the only possible answer to this not "I'm sorry but no, I will not marry you, and I think we should see other people, bye!"
Also, I see Oregon plates in the beginning, so I'm starting to think maybe Portlandia is a documentary.