Congratulations, You're Engaged to a Gay Man!

Which would be great if you were also a gay man, but since you are a lady, not so much.


This seriously isn't a truckload of red flags for you?




So none of these dozens of people realized what a terrible idea this was?

How is the only possible answer to this not "I'm sorry but no, I will not marry you, and I think we should see other people, bye!"


Also, I see Oregon plates in the beginning, so I'm starting to think maybe Portlandia is a documentary.