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Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Fun With Victoria Jackson






When I first found out about Victoria Jackson's political ravings, I thought for sure it was some sort of extended joke.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Victoria Jackson is funnier than I remembered.



But the joke is still going on. So maybe she's serious?

After the election, I found out she has a Twitter. I signed up to follow her, thinking it would be funny. Which it kinda is, but mostly just sad.

Because she tweets things like this:


White people (statistically) don't have more children than they can take care of without outside assistance. It's called RESPONSIBILITY.

Wow!

I do give her credit for not prefacing this with the obligatory "I'm not a racist, but. . ." If you're going to be a racist douche, at least own it!


Better to SECEDE than have a civil war. 

Um, secession and civil war are kinda like love and marriage. 
You can't have one without the oooooo-therrrr!!!

Ooh, here's a good one:

Repeal Obamacare. It is killing jobs in this country. Thousands have already lost their jobs because of it. I signed

Yeah, the policies which have yet to take effect are totally killing jobs! Unless you believe like, numbers and stuff.




Very clear chart showing why Socialism/Communism is EVIL

I haven't even looked at the chart yet. I just love the idea of evil being something that can be quantified and expressed in chart form!






And of course, she's huge on secession!


Peacefully grant the State of Minnesota to withdraw from the United States of America & create its own NEW government.

You do know Minnesota's a "blue state," right? 

 

Why would they even want to secede, when the guy they voted for won?

Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the United States of America & create its own NEW government.





And of course, being a teabagger douchenozzle, she is, shall we say, a fair-weather patriot?


I'm proud to be a Red-State American, but I'm not proud to be an "American." I'm ashamed of 50% of my people.

And which "Red-State" does Ms Jackson call home?

FLORIDA!

 

Why, Florida, what an unusual shade of red you're wearing for the last few elections!

Today, she tweeted a link to an article she wrote for her asinine website:



I Have No Money by Victoria Jackson
The website that makes the totally-not-silly claim that environmentalism is a tool of the Anti-Christ/UN/One World Government cabal to destroy all that is good or something. That is the source of this particular "Fact!"

Anyways, it goes on and on, and I'm just too tired to keep reading, but you get the idea. I really really can't believe that there is any way Victoria Jackson is serious about any of this. I would never have guessed that she was this good a comedian, but I can't believe that she could possibly be this crazy and stupid and still function.


CrazyladyWM