This is an actual Cain Campaign ad:
Herman Cain is tired of campaigning. he just wanted to raise his profile and sell a few books then go back to his cushy job shilling for the Koch brothers, maybe get a gig at FOX. But somehow he found himself in the lead. And no matter how hard he tries, he stays there. Seriously, republicans, he does not want to be your nominee. Stop telling pollsters you're going to vote for him and let him end the charade and go home.
