Tuesday, October 17, 2017

It's Arrested Development




So this morning, I saw this on Twitter:





And I thought I was being clever by responding:




Later I thought "Wait, Ivanka isn't GOB, Ivanka is Lindsey."

Then I realized, "holy shit, they ARE the Bluths!"



http://img.usmagazine.com/social/trumpfamily-0a0680e3-ea21-45c5-a9ad-c51fec63dffa.jpg



Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything,
And the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together,
It's Impeached  Development.

Except, in this family, tragically there is no Micheal.

But Donald is definitely George Bluth - a corrupt real estate developer who may have committed some "light treason."

https://i.imgur.com/OLpIuc3.gif



Donald has a brother that he screwed over pretty badly (although not a twin).

Under that hideous combover he's just as bald as Jeffery Tambor.

And he was honestly a pretty terrible father.

Also, another thing he has in common with George:


https://media.tenor.com/images/d470329d3016e1491ac301c87d30a72f/tenor.gif


http://i.imgur.com/nSBWOEl.png Including one who spoke at the convention.





So, Ivanka is definitely Lindsey Bluth - Funke

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Jared Kushner is Tobias, the unsuccessful son-in-law

https://i0.wp.com/gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Tobias-Funke-Crying-in-Shower-Arrested-Development.gif?resize=350%2C200&ssl=1

Don Jr. and Eric are obviously GOB and Buster

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Donald_Trump%2C_Jr._%2830309613870%29.jpg/1200px-Donald_Trump%2C_Jr._%2830309613870%29.jpg  https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/gob-suit.jpg?quality=100&w=650&h=366


http://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/170607071340-eric-trump-1-exlarge-169.jpghttp://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/buster-bluth-arrested-development-ifc.jpg

I can't today, I have Army!


Tiffany Trump is not on the show.



I guess that makes Melanoma Trump Lucille?

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5425dc4de4b0c27751cb1c24/57a406150f20f3cb46d3e3ab/57a4065b0f20f3cb46d3e87f/1470694019328/?format=1000w




let's see.. . .


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Sarah Huckabee Sanders?


https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/arresteddevelopment/images/6/6d/1x18_Missing_Kitty_%2832%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20120819210413

Kellyanne?


And I guess that would make the American electorate. . .

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http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/lucille_huge_mistake_arrested_development.gif