So this morning, I saw this on Twitter:
‘It’s a mystery’: Reporters tell MSNBC’s Ari Melber the White House refuses to say what Ivanka does https://t.co/4fkrilV6NT— GodsMigraine (@GodsMigraine) October 17, 2017
And I thought I was being clever by responding:
They're running the country like it's the Bluth Company.— Professor Chaos (@akaProfessorCha) October 17, 2017
And Ivanka is GOB.
Later I thought "Wait, Ivanka isn't GOB, Ivanka is Lindsey."
Then I realized, "holy shit, they ARE the Bluths!"
And the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together,
It's Impeached Development.
Except, in this family, tragically there is no Micheal.
But Donald is definitely George Bluth - a corrupt real estate developer who may have committed some "light treason."
Donald has a brother that he screwed over pretty badly (although not a twin).
Under that hideous combover he's just as bald as Jeffery Tambor.
And he was honestly a pretty terrible father.
Also, another thing he has in common with George:
Including one who spoke at the convention.
So, Ivanka is definitely Lindsey Bluth - Funke
Jared Kushner is Tobias, the unsuccessful son-in-law
Don Jr. and Eric are obviously GOB and Buster
I can't today, I have Army!
Tiffany Trump is not on the show.
I guess that makes Melanoma Trump Lucille?
let's see.. . .
Sarah Huckabee Sanders?
And I guess that would make the American electorate. . .