Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Ben Shapiro

Today, I stumbled on to the writings of someone named Ben Shapiro. Oh, internet, is there no end to your delights?

Here's an example of the special blend of stupid and paranoid that Mr. Shapiro is rocking:

Ben Shapiro
If You Disagree With Obama, Are You Anti-American?







Than Lenin.









and you sound like this:

Jesse Ventura Kicks Some FOX Ass!

It's amazing to me that no matter how asinine and brutish they seem on stage, oops, I mean in the totally real ring of mortal combat that is totally not fake, pro wrestlers all seem to be pretty cool and pretty smart in real life.
Jesse Ventura destroys FOX & Friends like it was Andy Kaufman in a cage match. You know these doofuses are overmatched from the start when blondie introduces him as "the governator!" Hey genius, that's Schwarzenegger you're thinking of. Different state, different party, totally different person. Great job!