Zaftig Beauty of the Day

Today's Zaftig Beauty is Stand-up comic Margaret Cho

 



As always, the zaftig beauty of the day is brought to you by Maura Kelly. When you think jerk, think Kelly!

Is It Too Early To Start Demanding Our Country Back?

How soon can we start printing up pictures of Mitch McConnell with a Hitler Mustache?



How soon can we bus packs of gullible idiots to every public appearance by a Republican to scream "Tyranny!" and "Communism!"  and "You Lie!"






 How soon can we start insisting that every piece of legislation proposed by the house contains a provision to euthanize old people?


 

How soon are we allowed to protest in front of Eric Cantor's office with loaded guns?





  When can we start insisting that Marco Rubio prove his citizenship? That's a pretty foreign sounding name, and I know I've never seen his papers! I can prove I'm a citizen, why can't he?





Is it too early to start complaining that this country is just turning into something we don't even recognize?







 And can we wear silly hats?