Ok, Miley. Now, God knows I'm no Prude, but 15-year-old sideboob, that's just, well, awful.
How about this: You put 'em away until you're 18, and we'll all just take your word for it that you have boobies. In fact, I will be the first to publicly acknowledge that you are an all-grown-up big girl now. So now, you go back to the sweet innocent act, and we'll go back to pretending that you're not gettin' busy with a daddy-approved 20-year-old.
(Insert your own achy-breaky hymen joke here)
Billy Ray gives this ole boy the Achy-Breaky Mullet of Approval!
Or, you could just follow your father's career path and plunge into well-deserved obscurity.
