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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Carrie Prejean Update

Is Carrie Prejean's body still the Temple of The Lord?


I would say the jury's still out on that one.

But if so, God's gonna have to fire His architect
(fair warning. Clicking on the above pictures leads to NSFW versions)

(credit where credit is due: I stole these pictures from The Superficial)

Jokes For the Woefully Unimaginative

A vampire walks into a bar.
The bartender thinks to himself, "wait a minute, there's no such things as vampires!"
Then he realizes that it's just some guy in a vampire costume.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mike Who?
Mike Johnson, from across the street.
Oh, hey, come on in, Mike!

A lady opens her refrigerator and is surprised to see a chicken sitting inside.
"What are you doing in my refrigerator?" asks the lady.
The chicken says nothing.
The lady cooks it and eats it.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
They each order a beer.
The bartender asks "who's paying?"
"This one's on me," says the priest.

And then the rabbi says "I'll get the next round!"

Q: If there are three women in a room, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, how can you tell which is the blonde?

A: By her hair color.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says "a beer? I figured you'd order the drink that's named after you!"
"No," says the grasshopper, "I prefer the taste of beer."

A man comes home from work to find his wife in bed with his best friend.
"Dammit, Linda!" he says, "I'm filing for a divorce!" you! I'll be here all week!