If you're going to create a fake Facebook profile to basically troll yourself, don't use bits of your real name as the fake name like some sly cartoon villain!
See, it's not that hard to find out that your middle name is Louise, and when the only thing the fake persona seems to care about is how awesome Sarah and Bristol Palin are, well, it's not that hard to put two and two together. Oh, sorry, I mean for most of us putting two and two together is easy, you know what, it's like a math thing, it's not important. No, MATH, not METH. You know what, just forget it.
It might be less suspicious if you named your alter ego "Jane Smith" or something. Okay, probably Jane Smith is already taken, but there are lots of names that are probably still available. Here are a few suggestions:
Helen A. Handbasket
Marge Inall
Alexandre Dumass
Phyllis Steen
Erin Competent
Amelia Airhead
Lacey Unmentionables
Julia Childish
Eileen Wright
Shirley U. Geste
Opal Eeze
Barbara Aryan
Linda Masapost
Alma Exesliveintexas
Mae Niac
Tara Part
Misty Meaner
Sandra McQueen
Narcissa Sism
Quittie McDumbfuck
