Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Kind of Amazing

This is kind of amazing:

18 of the 19 members of the Duggar family pose for a photo at Northwest Arkansas Regional Airport in Highfil, Ark. on Friday, May 9, 2008. (AP)

Duggars expecting their 19th child

In a surprise, TV's biggest reality family reveals that another sibling is on the way

It's not just that it's amazing that these loonies would want yet another kid, crazy people always want crazy things. And it's not even the fact that people actually watch their show, freak shows have always attracted an audience.

No, what really amazes me is that after 18 kids, Mrs. Duggar's lady parts can still provide enough friction to, um cause Mr. Duggar to complete the baby-making procedure. I mean, at this point, wouldn't it be like making sweet sweet love to the Holland Tunnel? You know, if the Holland Tunnel were made out of scar tissue and self-loathing?

3 comments:

Blueberry said...

They have birthed my share of the world's babies, plus a few. Good grief...

jadedj said...

Hey, any dog can do it. Just sayin.

Buffy said...

They probably tighten her up after every puppy she drops so hubby doesn't get lost in there. I'm still waiting for the whole works to come tumbling out with one of the spawn. Really, humans aren't designed to breed like rabbits. But it keeps the idiots watching and the cash flowing so they'll keep it up until ratings drop. Then they'll create a family farm or something and put the young-uns to work.