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Wednesday, June 15, 2016

What I Should've Said




Some idiot actually sent me this message on the Twitter.



At the time I couldn't think of a more clever response than "you're an idiot," also I would have only had 140 characters, but here's what I should have said.


Guns don't kill? Then why do we give them to soldiers? Why don't we send our troops into battle with knives and clubs instead of automatic rifles? Hell, why not just send them out into battle empty-handed and tell them to strangle the enemy?

Could it possibly be because guns, and especially assault rifles, are the easiest away to kill people? Especially large numbers of people? Because maybe if someone attacks another person with a knife or a stick or a rock that person could either defend himself or run away? And you can't outrun a bullet? Or a barrage of bullets? Is it maybe because automatic and/or semi-automatic assault rifles  make it possible to kill large numbers of people in a short amount of time, even if those people are trying desperately to flee?



Oh, and also -- You're an idiot.

3 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

dr. greene (if that is your real name):

FUCK YOU! a gun was designed to kill. period.

it does not mow the lawn, it does not bake bread, it does not do the dishes. a gun is a killing machine. period.

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU ARE A FUCKING KNUCKLE-DRAGGING MORON WHO SUCKS THE NRA'S DICK!

Bob Slatten said...

Fucking moron.
Now, if you want to get technical, it's the ammo INSIDE the gun that kills so, yeah, let's ban ammo and then guns will just be useless.
I like the idea.

jadedj said...

OK, let's say that stupid, oft regurgitated right-wing phrase is true (even though it isn't) then all the more reason to regulate who gets penis extensions...er, guns, and who doesn't. God, I'm sick of their ignorant shit.