Rush Limbaugh Fumes: 'Three Liberal Women' In GOP Running The Senate
Oh, gee. A minority of the Senate keeping the majority from passing its agenda?
Must be rough!
Tuesday, July 18, 2017
I read the news today, oh boy
Hey, Lou. I got a story for you.
Okay.
The police shot a totally innocent. . .
Mmhmm. . .
. . .completely unarmed. . .
Zzzzzz. . .
. . .white lady.
Stop the presses!
Australian woman 'shot and killed by police after she called 911 to report assault'
Betsy Hodges, the mayor of Minneapolis, has demanded to know why the officers' body cameras were turned off.
"We all want to know more," she said. "I want to know more."
'I Demand Answers.' A Minneapolis Cop Shot and Killed a Bride-to-Be
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Time•
Police officer who shot and killed Minneapolis woman identified
Community demanding answers after woman shot dead by police
Jul. 17, 2017 - 1:18 - Australian woman killed by Minneapolis police after calling to report possible crime; Mike Tobin reports from ChicagoQuestions over why Minnesota cops had body cameras off during shooting of Australian woman
Wednesday, July 12, 2017
So Many Things!
I've been very neglectful of the internet lately. Dear, sweet internet, please forgive me You were always on my miiiiiind!
Anyway, my neglectfulness has caused me to miss things. So many things. So now I will try to get caught up on all the things.
Some of the things.
Thing Number one:
Apparently we need to send a bunch more troops into Afghanistan because, you know, those kids aren't just gonna blow themselves up, right? So Il Douche has brought in some advisors to present him with options.
Trump Aides Recruited Businessmen to Devise Options for Afghanistan
Because who knows more about military strategy than fucking businessmen, right?
Erik D. Prince, a founder of the private security firm Blackwater Worldwide, and Stephen A. Feinberg, a billionaire financier who owns the giant military contractor DynCorp International
Oh. Sure. That makes sense.You're asking two guys who own mercenary armies what sort of troop deployment strategies to use. Makes sense. Just like asking me for a plan to get rid of excess cheesecake, there's no way their answers will be predictable and shamelessly self-serving.
Oh, wow! What a shock! Steve Bannon is involved in a plan to kill lots of brown people? Quelle surprise!
Erik D. Prince, a founder of the private security firm Blackwater Worldwide, and Stephen A. Feinberg, a billionaire financier who owns the giant military contractor DynCorp International, have developed proposals to rely on contractors instead of American troops in Afghanistan at the behest of Stephen K. Bannon, Mr. Trump’s chief strategist, and Jared Kushner, his senior adviser and son-in-law, according to people briefed on the conversations.
By the way, you ever notice that white supremacists never look like Chris Hemsworth?
They always look like Steve Bannon.
I mean, Hemsworth is pretty much the Aryan ideal ubermensch, you'd think it would be people like him who would go around feeling all superior to everyone. But no, it's always people like Bannon, that talking gin blossom in an ill-fitting human costume, who by rights have no call to ever feel like they're better than anyone who cling to this doctrine of racial superiority to keep from having to admit that they are a genetic trashcan. As long as their identity is centered on whiteness, I guess that becomes a basis to feel that someone like this :
is in the same category of humanity with someone like this:
You're welcome, Bob!
Thing #2: Cheeto Mussolini was at the G20 in Germany and figured that a summit of world leaders was the perfect place for his daughter to get a turn pretending to be president, so he had her sit in for him when he left the room to go drunk-Tweet FOX hosts or whatever he does when he gets bored listening to the grownups. Anyway, that wasn't the funny part. the funny part was this rationale for having Binkie fill in for him:
When I left Conference Room for short meetings with Japan and other countries, I asked Ivanka to hold seat. Very standard. Angela M agrees!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 10, 2017
Yeah, because you know how it is at the G20, you get up for two minutes and someone steals your seat! Then you end up sitting at the nerd table while the cool kids sit there being all cool without you. You definitely have to have someone hold your seat for you when you're off looking for women to grab by the crotch.
Thing 3: Failure afficianado Mark Penn wrote the dumbest op-ed ever.
Back to the Center, Democrats
Ugh! Here we go again!
The path back to power for the Democratic Party today, as it was in the 1990s, is unquestionably to move to the center and reject the siren calls of the left, whose policies and ideas have weakened the party.
You're welcome, Debra!
Okay, let's see. . . the Dems nominated the poster girl for moderate centrism, Hillary Clinton, and they lost to a drooling imbecile with zero qualifications and a toddler's temperament. And the lesson you drew from this humiliating defeat was "move to the center?" How is that possible?
In the early 1990s, the Democrats relied on identity politics, promoted equality of outcomes instead of equality of opportunity and looked to find a government solution for every problem. After years of leftward drift by the Democrats culminated in Republican control of the House under Speaker Newt Gingrich, President Bill Clinton moved the party back to the center in 1995 by supporting a balanced budget, welfare reform, a crime bill that called for providing 100,000 new police officers and a step-by-step approach to broadening health care. Mr. Clinton won a resounding re-election victory in 1996 and Democrats were back.
Yeah, a "resounding" victory. He won 19% of the popular vote. If Ross Perot hadn't decided to tilt at the presidential windmill a second time, he might have lost to the gruff centenarian Bob Dole.
But the last few years of the Obama administration and the 2016 primary season once again created a rush to the left. Identity politics, class warfare and big government all made comebacks.
Um, only if you're watching FOX where every breath Obama took was considered a radical leftist big-government act of treason. When did he move to the left? The ACA was his first term, so was the Lily Ledbetter Act. What big government programs came during the last years of his administration?
Candidates inspired by Senator Bernie Sanders, Senator Elizabeth Warren and a host of well-funded groups have embraced sharply leftist ideas. But the results at the voting booth have been anything but positive: Democrats lost over 1,000 legislative seats across the country and control of both houses of Congress during the Obama years. And in special elections for Congress this year, they failed to take back any seats held by Republicans.
Yeah, Dems lost a lot of seats during the Obama administration. The entire eight years of the Obama administration, not just the last few when you claim there was this big leftward lurch. Democrats lost a lot of seats because of gerrymandering. They lost a lot of seats because the party in the White House typically loses seats in midterm elections. And they lost a lot of seats due to there being a racist backlash against the first black president. Also because they abandoned Howard Dean's 50-State Strategy.
And when the Democrats ran outspoken progressive candidates like Elizabeth Warren, Al Franken, or Sherrod Brown, they won. When they ran centrist milquetoasts like Michelle Nunn or Martha Coakley, they lost.
And who are these "well-funded" groups embracing "sharply leftist ideas?" I can't think of a single one.
Central to the Democrats’ diminishment has been their loss of support among working-class voters, who feel abandoned by the party’s shift away from moderate positions on trade and immigration, from backing police and tough anti-crime measures, from trying to restore manufacturing jobs. They saw the party being mired too often in political correctness, transgender bathroom issues and policies offering more help to undocumented immigrants than to the heartland.
Okay, I am really sick of this trope. You do not have to choose between "identity politics" and progressive economic measures. The Republicans have no problem promoting their destructive economics while donning the mantle of the good ol' boy rural gun-toting, WalMart-shopping, pickup-driving, country-music-listening Bible-thumper. So why should Democrats? How hard is it to say "we support progressive taxation, a livable minimum wage, and equality for women, minorities, and the LGBT community?" It's one sentence. It's a flase choice and I'm sick of the "conventional wisdom" brigade treating it as if it were an inescapable truism.
Also, you think what voters want is "moderate positions?" How do you explain this?
Poll: Bernie Sanders country’s most popular active politician
By Jonathan Easley - 04/18/17 07:31 PM EDT
Poll: Bernie Sanders is most popular U.S. politician
Why Bernie Sanders Is The Most Popular Politician In America
Thing 4: Members of Trump's Turd Reich (TM) are meeting with some awfully unsavory people.
Jeff Sessions addresses 'anti-LGBT hate group,' but DOJ won't release his remarks
It's actually not even that shocking that Sessions would address a hate group, but the event was closed to the press and they won't say what he said to them?
And. . .
Sessions addressed members of the Alliance Defending Freedom, which was designated an “anti-LGBT hate group” by the Southern Poverty Law Center in 2016, at the Summit on Religious Liberty at the Ritz-Carlton, Laguna Niguel, in Dana Point, California.
According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, the Alliance Defending Freedom is a legal advocacy group founded in Scottsdale, Arizona, in 1994 that “specializes in supporting the recriminalization of homosexuality abroad, ending same-sex marriage and generally making life as difficult as possible for LGBT communities in the U.S. and internationally.”
A spokesperson for the Department of Justice confirmed that Sessions addressed the Alliance Defending Freedom on Tuesday but did not respond to multiple requests to release his remarks. The Department of Justice released a transcript of remarks he delivered in Dallas earlier on Tuesday and a transcript of remarks he delivered in Las Vegas on Wednesday, but a transcript of his address to the Alliance Defending Freedom has yet to be released.
Betsy DeVos to Meet With Accused Rapists
The secretary of education will hear personal stories from those claiming they were falsely accused of rape, as well as a ‘men’s rights’ group.
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will hear personal accounts on Thursday from two former students and attorneys representing men who allege they were falsely accused of rape, according to a spokesperson for Stop Abusive and Violent Environments (SAVE), a nonprofit that is described by the Southern Policy Law Center (SPLC) as promoting misogyny. The ex-students meeting with Secretary DeVos are Joseph Roberts, a retired Navy serviceman who previously lobbied members of Congress about what SAVE describes as the “military’s sexual assault witch hunt,” and Jonathon Andrews, a representative from SAVE who claims he was the victim of multiple false accusations that were meant to punish him after Andrews alleged that he was sexually assaulted by a member of his fraternity.
Yeah, those are the kind of people who should be taken seriously. These are clearly people who deserve to have their stories heard by a god damned cabinet member. The guy who thinks that the military -- THE MILITARY!-- is too overzealous in its rape prosecutions. And a guy who somehow mysteriously keeps having accusations of rape leveled at him for some unknown reason because obviously he didn't do any rapes, duh!
So Betsy DeVos heard about the rape crisis on America's college campuses and thought "they're right. There totally is a huge problem with these awful women going around accusing these fine young men of rape! I must meet with these poor unfortunate men!
And I'm sure there have been more things. Many many things that we haven't touched on here. But honestly, it's too much already.
Friday, July 7, 2017
News that can't possibly be true, can it?
Please, God let at least some of this be #FakeNews!
1. This ad that showed up in my e-mail today.
I guess just thank God Joe Strummer isn't alive to see this shit.
2.This religious proclomation
Catholic Church: Women are to Blame for Pedophile Priests
Claims 'feminizing' church has caused problems
Seriously? You're talking about men. Abusing children. The only people who are not involved in this scenario at all are women. So, how exactly are they to blame? I mean besides that time that naked lady ate the wrong apple?
One of the Catholic Church's high-ranking clerics has spoken out about the problems facing Catholicism today, and in particular, the epidemic of pedophilia, claiming that women are the root cause. According to Pope Francis's former competitor for the role of the Vatican's leader, Cardinal Raymond Burke, the rampant crisis of pedophile priests was brought on by women who "feminized" the church and discouraged "manly" men from participating in clerical life.
Okay, A: since when do women have any influence over the catholic Church? and B: Was there seriously a time when Catholic Priest was up there with prizefighter and oil rig worker in the pantheon of manly professions?
Serving mass is a "manly" job argues the Irish American Cardinal, as he claims that the participation of women and girls into the daily life of the church has a chilling effect on priests, causing them to turn to "immoral and unpriestly vocations" such as "abusing minors"
So. . . having young girls around is what causes priests to want to fuck little boys? That's some insane fucking reasoning right there. I've read that sentence about 10 times trying to make sense of the logic and I can not make heads or tails of it. Although I guess I shouldn't expect a lot of sense from someone who considers "abusing minors" a "vocation."
Speaking to a group called The New Emangelization, Burke claims that introducing altar girls changes the dynamic between priests and altar boys: "Young boys don't want to do things with girls. It's just natural," "It requires a certain manly discipline to serve as an altar boy in service at the side of priest, and most priests have their first deep experiences of the liturgy as altar boys.” "If we are not training young men as altar boys, giving them an experience of serving God in the liturgy, we should not be surprised that vocations have fallen dramatically,"Honest to God, I can not figure out how this is supposed to work. They have altar girls now, so there are fewer altar boys than there used to be, so fewer boys are growing up to become priests, so ipso facto priests are going to molest children? The fucking mental gymnastics these scumbags will go through to absolve child rapists of any responsibility is beyond sickening.
3: This is just bizarre:
These Nine States Will Require Passports For All Domestic Air Travel Starting In 2018
- Kentucky
- Maine
- Minnesota
- Missouri
- Montana
- Oklahoma
- Pennsylvania
- South Carolina
- Washington
So if I want to fly from Seattle to Pittsburgh, I would have to get a passport as if Pittsburgh is not in the United States? That makes no sense. Something sinister is afoot here, and I have no idea what. Maybe this is #FakeNews?
4: This new requirement:
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel announced a new graduation requirement for Chicago Public Schools (CPS) high school students. During a press conference on Wednesday, Emanuel unveiled his plan that would require CPS students to show an acceptance letter to a university, community college, job or apprenticeship, trade school, internship, the armed services, or even a “gap year” program, in order to get a diploma.
So, in order to get your high school diploma, you have to get a job. And of course, n othing makes getting a job easier than not having a high school diploma!
Oh, but it's okay. If you can't find a job and you can't afford college, and you don't have the connections to get a paid internship and can't afford to take an unpaid one, and if you discover that apprenticeships kind of went out around the 19th Century, you can always join the Army and go risk your life in some country you know nothing about for no earthly good goddamm reason other than the US has decided that a permanent state of war is really the way to go for the foreseeable future! .
God Damn, I hate Rahm Emmanuel.
Wednesday, July 5, 2017
Videos
I was going to say that this was the worst campaign ad of 2017:
But then I saw this headline:
Congressman apologizes for recording video in Auschwitz gas chamber
In his defense, at least the video was anti-Holocaust. These days, it wouldn't surprise me either way especially from a Louisiana Republican.
Yes. Yes, it can be quite shocking how inhumane humans can be towards each other. Case in point:
"A great sense of dread comes over you in this place," Higgins, a former law enforcement officer who serves on the House Homeland Security Committee, says in the video. "Man's inhumanity to man can be quite shocking."
'Kill them all,' Rep. Clay Higgins says of suspected Islamic extremists
Yes, it's the same fucking guy!
The free world... all of Christendom... is at war with Islamic horror. Not one penny of American treasure should be granted to any nation who harbors these heathen animals. Not a single radicalized Islamic suspect should be granted any measure of quarter. Their intended entry to the American homeland should be summarily denied. Every conceivable measure should be engaged to hunt them down. Hunt them, identify them, and kill them. Kill them all. For the sake of all that is good and righteous. Kill them all.
-Captain Clay Higgins
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