Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Holy Shit, CNN is Terrible!

Here's a 4th of July story from CNN.com:

End of Jewish golden age on Capitol Hill?

By Dave Schechter, CNN

The following may cheer those who complain that Jews exercise too much influence in the American political system.

Good news, anti-semites and conspiracy theorists!

“The massive overrepresentation of Jews on Capitol Hill, long a source of pride for the community, has been shrinking in recent years and could drop in the coming election cycle from 41 to the mid 30s, a level last seen 15 years ago,” Nathan Guttman recently wrote in The Forward, the Jewish newspaper.

Look, we're totally not being racist, because we're quoting a real live Jew!

“It is the drawing down of a generation that believed in civil service,” Jacques Berlinerblau, director of Georgetown University’s Jewish civilization program, told Guttman, citing generations of post-World War II American Jews who, as Guttman phrased it, “saw special value in entering public service and also in reaching beyond the interests of their own community.”

Berlinerblau expanded on the subject in The Chronicle of Higher Education:
In my own writing I have referred to this half century as the era of 'secular Yiddishkeit.' It was the moment when the children of immigrant Jews of Eastern and Central European appeared to take over the world.

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I knew it!
 Today, Jews make up more than 7 percent of the 112th Congress while being just 1.7 percent of the U.S. population. There are 13 Jews in the Senate and 28 in the House

So, yeah, they're pretty much running things. I mean, 7 percent! That's practically a majority!
Kurt Stone, a political science professor at Florida Atlantic University and author of two books on Jews in Congress, told The Forward that the decline in Jews in Congress "won’t matter much in terms of the Jewish agenda.”

 the Jewish Agenda? I was going to say that sounded really anti-semitic, but I looked him up, and he is an ordained rabbi. So, I guess not. Although his bio says that he is a Dodger fan, which is almost as evil as being an anti-semite.
Also, is it bad that when I read the phrase "Jews in Congress" I hear it being shouted like "Pigs in Spaaaaaace!!!" Probably.

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Reports Guttman: “Changing demographic realities are pushing Jewish activists to seek a political partnership with Latinos, America’s fastest-growing minority group, for help in supporting the U.S.-Israel relationship.” 


Because there's nothing Latinos care about more than the US-Israel relationship. In fact, improving that relationship is one of their primary GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLs!


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Okay, that was definitely bad. Although, in my defense, it's not nearly as bad as CNN.com publishing an article designed specifically to cheer up people who think there are too many Jews in Washington.

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I always thought so!


Monday, July 4, 2011

Reflections on Patriotism

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. 
--Dr. Samuel Johnson, 1775 


I don't think I'm a patriot. I mean, I like America, but I'm not sure that counts.

There seem to be certain things you have to believe in order to qualify as "Patriotic" and I don't believe them.

First: I don't think that an American life is worth more than an Iraqi life, a  Lybian life, or an Afghan life. I certainly don't believe that the deaths of thousands of "them" can be justified by the theoretical prevention of future American casualties. I don't mean killing bin Laden or his henchmen. Bring bin Laden back to life and let's kill him again. He can be roommates in Hell with Tim McVeigh and Scott Roeder. But I don't believe that dropping bombs on a birthday party is in any way justified by saying that we thought there might be al Quedas there, and better safe than sorry. 

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He looked like Al Zawahiri to the drone.

I don't believe in "American Exceptionalism." I don't agree with yahoos like Sean Hannity who say thing like "The U.S. is the greatest, best country God has ever given man on the face of the earth." or "America has been, continues to be the greatest force for good in this world." I have to think that the people of Iraq might disagree. And the people of Iran, and the people of Chile, and the people of Indonesia. Sure, we get a lot of  "force for good" points for defeating Hitler. But I have to think we've used up most of those by now.

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Just look at Iran/Iraq. The CIA overthrows the democratic government of Iran because it seemed a little too lefty. They install the Shah who is nothing but a repressive tyrant. The people of Iran for some reason don't seem to appreciate this, so they revolt and the Ayatollah takes over. Then, because we're so pissed off at Iran, we support and arm Saddam Hussein in his dirty war against them.
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Or look at Chile. They had a perfectly good, democratically-elected president that Nixon didn't like, so the CIA helped Pinochet overthrow him. And Pinochet proceeded to kill, torture and "disappear" evreyone who disagreed with him. So, I'm not so sure that we're such a force for good. Definitely, we have done good things, but in order to be considered patriotic, it seems like you have to pretend that we've done ONLY good things and ignore the bad things like the genocide against Native Americans, the enslavement of Africans, etc.



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What a force for good these Americans are, eh Kunta?
 Also, I don't believe that the US of A is necessarily the greatest country in which to live. I'm glad I was fortunate enough to have been born here, as aoopsed to, say, China or Bangledesh, or Honduras. I'm glad to have freedom and liberty and relative prosperity and all those good things. But I would have had the same benefits if I had been born in England, or Canada, or West Germany, or France, or Australia, etc. Plus I would have universal healthcare and a wicked cool accent. 


 More evils have been done by people waving their nation's flag than, I don't know, anything other than people waving their Scriptures. Patriotism is a vice. Let my deportation hearing begin.

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P.S. Go American Womens Soccer Team!

What? They're awesome!

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Why We're Steering Well Clear of New Zealand

New Zealand Pub Serves Shots of Apple-Flavored Horse Semen

 



A pub in Wellington, New Zealand, has caused quite a stir after it decided to serve apple-flavored horse semen shots to its customers. 


Oh, it's apple-flavored. Oh, that's probably okay, then.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Flashback Friday -- Billy Childish

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Billy Childish was/is the front man for several bands including The Milkshakes, Thee Mighty Caesars, and Thee Headcoats, and I know I'm forgetting at least one, but my personal favorite is Wild Billy Childish and the Blackhands.





















What Yahoo! News Considers Important

Here are some of today's top stories, according to Yahoo! News:



'Jersey Shore' Fight May Have Been Staged, Sock Continuity Suggests

 Oh, my God! Stop the presses! We must get to the bottom of this! A TV show might have had a scene which was staged? Oh, if only Edward R. Murrow were here!

 

Too Many Men in Tights? 5 Reasons the Superhero Summer Has Been a Bust

by: Daniel Frankel
 
'Thor,' 'Green Lantern,' and 'X-Men' Paramount/Warner Bros. Pictures/20th Century  
Why aren’t the superheroes delivering audiences this summer?

 Well, I was going to look into why are we still in Iraq, or why isn't the economy doing better, but yeah, this is really the million-dollar question. Why aren't more people rushing out to see shitty movies about comic-book superheroes? They paid to see Iron Man, Batman, and Spiderman, why wouldn't they shell out ten bucks to see a hero no one has heard of played by a b-list comic actor? Wasn't that movie already made last year?

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Green Hornet, Green Lantern. tomato, tomahto!

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Also, the Green Arrow. Did they have a big sale on green ink or something?


Carlos Alvarez (Getty Images)


Stars Over 40 With Killer Gams


Wow! Hollywood actresses who are physically attractive! And some of them are over the age of 40? Well now I've seen everything!

Kate Middleton's special wedding present

Camilla Parker Bowles surprised her daughter-in-law with a very pricey token of her friendship

Holy shit! A bride got a wedding present? From the groom's stepmother? No wonder we have no time to discuss Lybia! (seriously, none of the top stories are about Lybia.

Future mother-in-law's rant goes viral

Heidi Withers receives a scathing email after a visit to her fiancé's parents.

Oh  my God! Something humorous is being passed around on the internet! Let's go live to our reporter on the scene!




fast food meal (Thinkstock)

Which fast-food chains are the best?

ha! Trick question. They're all terrible!

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Beyoncé's daring onstage look

The singer makes a bold fashion statement by pairing a chic sequined mini dress with hot pants

This just in: popular singer wears shiny outfit!

 
 
Totally different that what she normally wears! I want to see ten column-inches on my desk by press time!
 
 

New smartphone boasts one huge screen

Samsung Infuse 4G
Photo: Jim Merithew
This phone was made to be seen.
No, really. The Samsung Infuse 4G’s huge 4.5-inch Super AMOLED Plus screen not only looks great, but practically begs for video playback.
Of course, that raises the question: Is that enough to differentiate the Infuse from Android’s numerous oversized offerings? For the most part, yes.




Even though it looks exactly like every other smartphone out there, trust me. This is big news!

Somehow.

At least according to Yahoo!