Now son, this is going to hurt me more than it hurts-
Oh, who am I kidding? I feel like king of the fucking world!
That's right, Jimmy! If you want to be an official club member,
You can't wear any pants!
Oh, man! Remember the Beatles? Those dead-eyed psychotic-looking, lipstick-wearing young mop-tops. We sure loved 'em!
Featuring the hit single "I think the roofies have kicked in."
And introducing Mr. Hankey!
So you say there are clubs that cater exclusively to guys like us?
And it's called Folsom Street?
Like what you see, ladies?
We don't care fer yer kind around here!
Me love children! Me host sleepovers at
Tarzan Ranch! Me serve Jesus Juice.
I don't even have a good line for this.
What could I possibly add?
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