The Church of Scientology put an ad on my blog? If you see an ad that begins "You are not something or other" don't click on it! It's a trap!
For the record, Scientology is a ridiculous scam based on space aliens, mind control, and fear of psychiatry. It is stupid. Scientologists are stupid. Scientology exists to seperate stupid people from their money. Tom Cruise is a lousy actor. So sue me. Really? They will? Oh, shit. Just kidding, L. Ron!