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Wednesday, February 3, 2010

James O'Keefe does Comedy!

Statement from James O'Keefe

On the Landrieu incident

The government has now confirmed what has always been clear: No one tried to wiretap or bug Senator Landrieu’s office. Nor did we try to cut or shut down her phone lines. Reports to this effect over the past 48 hours are inaccurate and false.

You know, cutting or shutting down her phone lines would actually have made more sense than whatever it is you were trying to do. So would wiretapping or bugging her office. If you weren't there to do any of those thins, why the hell were you even bothering?

But that's neither here nor there, go ahead and do your little comedy routine, Jimmy.

As an investigative journalist,
HEE HEE! "Journalist"!!!

As an investigative journalist, my goal is to expose corruption and lack of concern for citizens by government and other institutions, as I did last year when our investigations revealed the massive corruption and fraud perpetrated by ACORN.

Ahahaha! He thinks he exposed  massive corruption and fraud! Ahahaha!!

For decades, investigative journalists have used a variety
of tactics to try to dig out and reveal the truth.

Pfffttt!!!! "investigative Journalists"  !!!

I learned from a number of sources

Heh, Heh, "sources"

I learned from a number of sources that many of Senator Landrieu’s constituents were having trouble getting through to her office to tell her that they didn’t want her taking millions of federal dollars in exchange for her vote on the healthcare bill. When asked about this, Senator Landrieu’s explanation was that, “Our lines have been jammed for weeks.” I decided to investigate why a representative of the people would be out of touch with her constituents for “weeks” because her phones were broken.

HaaaHaaaa!!!  He thinks "jammed" means "broken"!  Ah-ha-ha-ha!!!

In investigating this matter, we decided to visit Senator Landrieu’s district office – the people’s office –


we decided to visit Senator Landrieu’s district office – the people’s office –
to ask the staff if their phones were working.

Also, was their refrigerator running, and did they have Prince Albert in a can!

On reflection, I could have used a different approach to this investigation,

A legal approach, perhaps?

It has been amazing to witness the journalistic malpractice committed by many of the organizations covering this story.

Yes, and just look how black that kettle is!

The public will judge whether reporters who can’t get their facts straight have the credibility to question my integrity as a journalist.

Quantcast Pahahah!!!! "Integrity"!!!! Pah-hha-ha "journalist"!!!! Stop! You

Thank you! I


Tom Degan's Daily Rant said...

Aw, c’mon! These are just a bunch of kids! This is just a harmless prank! You know what they say, don’cha? Boys will be boys!

No doubt about it. It’ll be amusing to watch the right wing media trying to spin this latest debacle. Yesterday O’Keefe was the newest Fascist poster boy. Today he is a man looking at a nice stint in federal prison. The Republicans are once again experiencing the kind of OOPS moment for which they have become famous for in recent years. It really is quite touching when you think about it.

What I love more than anything is the "harmless school boy prank" angle that the right wing is trying to spin! I did a little bit of research, folks. Little Jimmy O'Keefe is almost two years older than Lee Harvey Oswald was when he assassinated President Kennedy. So much for that argument - you would think.

Is this merely the tip of a nasty iceberg? Will O’Keefe “cooperate” with federal investigators in order to reduce his sentence? Are there bigger fish that are due some serious frying?

To be continued….

Tom Degan

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