Did You Hear That?

Did you hear that sound? That's the sound of my last little ounce of respect for Elton John disappearing into the void.

Elton John performs at Rush Limbaugh's wedding for $1M

I didn't think he could sink any lower than when he dueted with notorious homophobe Eminem at some awards show a few years back.

Before that, I didn't think he could sink any lower than recording "That's What Friends Are For."

But this is just pathetic. Rush Limbaugh? Seriously, Rush Limbaugh? How can you possibly need the money that badly? I don't have anything close to your millions, and I'd starve before I took any of that cretin's money. Elton John, you are dead to me.