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Friday, August 6, 2010

This Just In. . .

Twice-divorced Serial-Philanderer Opposed to the Gay Marriage

Newt Gingrich: Gay Marriage Ruling 'Outrageous'


"Judge Walker's ruling overturning Prop 8 is an outrageous disrespect for our Constitution and for the majority of people of the United States who believe marriage is the union of husband and wife."


Yes, a sacred union between a husband and a wife, designed by God Himself to last for several years, you know, until the wife starts to get a little on the "older" side, or gets all cancery on you.
Then, as has been the tradition since the dawn of civilization, the husband runs off and marries the mistress. And if the sacred bond between a wife, a husband, and the husband's lover is not respected by judges, well I just don't know what will happen to the institution of hetero temporary unfaithful marriage.

1 comment:

Margaret Benbow said...

Wasn't Newt even unfaithful to the damn MISTRESS he married when she got kind of long in the fang? You're right, he's babbling about his wonderful family values while he's sprawled out in his own moral gutter...