Remember how for a couple of years after 9/11, everyone was so paranoid about everything and everything looked like a bomb
and we were all on the verge of panic all the time? Those were good times! Terrorists hiding under every bed, sleeper cells in every neighborhood, I miss those days. You know who else misses that? Janet Napolitano! That's why this video will be playing at Wal-Marts all over the U.S. of A.
God, could you imagine being local law enforcement getting calls day and night from WalMart customers who think they saw Osama bin Laden parking his Winnebago in the parking lot?
Can you imagine fielding the calls from people like this lady or gentleman
every time s/he sees "something suspicious," like a hippy or a Jew!
Is this the person Janet Napolitano thinks would be a good help in collecting intelligence on possible domestic terrorists?
You really think this guy
is going to be a valuable asset keepin' an eye out fer any trubble?
Okay, maybe this guy
He looks like he might be pretty handy with a shootin' iron. Although I'd be a mite worried 'bout that itchy trigger finger of his'n.
Honestly, do you think there has ever been a moment in this woman's life where she hasn't seen "something suspicious?"