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Friday, January 7, 2011

Least Relevant Headline of the Year


Ted Nugent isn’t on board with a Palin presidency yet


Yeah, that's a big deal, because I think people would really consider voting for that simpleton if only she had the endorsement of this guy: 

 Who wouldn't want the endorsement of a man who equates "FREEEEEDOMMMM!!!!" with machine-gunning political figures he dislikes? And who wouldn't be swayed by the endorsement of a man who discusses politics using terms like "piece of shit" "Worthless bitch" "worthless whore" and "suck on this!"

Boy, Dec. 21, 2012 can't come soon enough. Hurry back, Quetzalcoatl!

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