1) Know how I know that Anthony Weiner is innocent?
Because Andrew Breitbart is involved.
In the same way that if Hugh Heffner is involved with something, it's going to involve naked women, if Andrew Breitbart is involved, it's a dishonest slander. Not that that's going to keep CNN from having him on and pretending he hasn't been shown over and over again to be a baldfaced liar. Damn liberal media!
Honest to God, how does the coversation in the newsroom not go something like:
"Hey, a congressman is involved in some sort of dong-related scandal!"
"Oh, that could be big news, who's the source?"
"Oh, it's Breitbart, never mind."
You might as well report stories form The Onion. At least there's an off-chance that they might accidentally be true.
But no, you bring this pile of sleaze onto your show to spout even more scurrilous allegations about Rep. Weiner supposedly having "relationships with young women?"
Also: This guy?
This guy is getting lots of young women? This guy? Really?
2) Know how I know that Gov. Rick Perry has ZERO chance of ever being president?
Because Bill Kristol thinks he would be "formidable."
Remember the last wingnut governor that Kristol thought would be a powerful national political force?
How'd that work out again?
Oy. Don't remind me!
Oh, and also this:
“If [Hillary Clinton] gets a race against John Edwards and Barack Obama, she’s going to be the nominee. Gore is the only threat to her, then. … Barack Obama is not going to beat Hillary Clinton in a single Democratic primary. I’ll predict that right now.” —William Kristol, Fox News Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006
So, even if Gov. Perry hadn't flirted with the idea of secession, even if he hadn't done this:
Texas, which may balance its budget by firing thousands of teachers, plans to commit $25 million in state funds to Formula One auto racing each year for a decade.Even if he didn't look like this:
He would still have no chance just because the laws of nature dictate that anything coming from the mouth of William Kristol is necessarily going to be incorrect. If God Himself had planned on making Rick Perry president, he would have to change his plans after hearing William Kristol put his stink on Perry.
Kristol said "formidable?"
Augh, now I have to send Perry to a crushing, humiliating defeat!