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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Apparently, certain brothels offer wi-fi now.

Because David Vitter pulled his iPhone out of his diaper bag and e-mailed this turd:

The only true victim of Washington's partisan bickering and life in general is David Vitter.

Damn, now I can't have my football party because I have to do the job I was elected to do! And now it's gonna be harder for me to be a total prick to the President by conspicuously not attending his speech!

Also, how is this partisanship? Saints fans are not a party. (although get more than two together and it's a partay!)  Threatening to send the US into default in order to get what you want, that's partisanship. Making you miss your little football game? That's being a fucking grownup, dude.

1 comment:

tennysoneehemingway said...

Why would you Tweet (or whatever he did), this? Seriously, is he some sort of moron? Have I just answered my own question?