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Friday, September 30, 2011

My New Least Favorite Player

Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God





Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God
Ladies: Rocco Grimaldi requests you cover up for God 



That's right, ladies, before you put on an outfit, ask yourself if what you're wearing is helping to serve your brothers (i.e. any male-type person). Because if you aren't wearing it to better serve us, then I just don't see why you would be wearing it at all. And neither does God. God hates boobies!

6 comments:

Kim Hambric said...

Do you think God wants my cat to cover up her boobs? I mean, they are exposed. Is that the way is should be?

Hey, I thought those things were for serving babies their first meals.

I'm thinking about mailing this guy a set of blinders. Know his address?

Professor Chaos said...

Yes. Your cat should be ashamed of herself! Little temptress!

Who you callin' housewife? said...

If God can see everything, he can see under my clothes, so why the hell should I bother to cover up?

spiderkev said...

Who the hell is this buttmunch?

Professor Chaos said...

Apparently, he's some minor-league hockey players with a highly inflated sense of importance.

Professor Chaos said...

Apparently, he's some minor-league hockey players with a highly inflated sense of importance.