Howard Stern has been confirmed as the new judge on America’s Got Talent, after weeks of speculation and denials.
So we can look forward to week after week of "hey, that song was great. Show me your tits!"
As the House Judiciary Committee met to consider changes to the Stop Online Piracy Act, several members of the committee warned that rushing the bill through the legislative process would lead to costly mistakes.
So now we can look forward to several more days of PSA's pretending that SOPA is going to protect us from fake medicine and save American jobs.