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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Oklahoma Continues to Lead the Field in Protecting Us From Imaginary Threats


A bill introduced in the Oklahoma Legislature: “No person or entity shall manufacture or knowingly sell food or any other product intended for human consumption which contains aborted human fetuses in the ingredients or which used aborted human fetuses in the research or development of any of the ingredients.”

Still technically legal  in Oklahoma:

Feeding human fetuses to animals
Feeding mis-carried human fetuses to people
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spiderkev said...

Can't we just go ahead and deport Oklahoma and Tennessee out of the United States?

Daddyo said...

Am I eating aborted fetuses if I live in another state? And what sort of food is "developed" using aborted fetuses?

Professor Chaos said...

If you live outside of Oklahoma, yes, it is safe to assume that most of your food is made at least in part of dead fetuses.

I would be more than happy to send Oklahoma packing, but if we lose Tennessee, we lose Memphis and Nashville which are both pretty damn cool.