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Monday, April 16, 2012

Thank God the Gays aren't allowed to ruin the sanctity of hetero marriage!

94-year-old Billionaire Marries for Fifth Time.

. . . Still, the billionaire with the prolific marriage history is a plot-line we've seen over and over again. Revlon honcho Ron Perelman wed number five two years ago, shortly after the ink dried on his brutal divorce from actress Ellen Barkin. Larry Ellison and T. Boone Pickens are up to number four and the night is still young.

But as long as Joe and Jim can't tie the knot, hetero marriage will continue to be the noble, sacred institution we all have so much respect for.

1 comment:

jadedj said...

And he's such a good-looking devil, too. They're definitely marrying him for his looks.

Yep, gotta love the enlightened 21st Century.