94-year-old Billionaire Marries for Fifth Time.
. . . Still, the billionaire with the prolific marriage history is a plot-line we've seen over and over again. Revlon honcho Ron Perelman wed number five two years ago, shortly after the ink dried on his brutal divorce from actress Ellen Barkin. Larry Ellison and T. Boone Pickens are up to number four and the night is still young.
But as long as Joe and Jim can't tie the knot, hetero marriage will continue to be the noble, sacred institution we all have so much respect for.