Today, we celebrate those who have taken a risk, worked hard, built a business and earned their own success.Or maybe he does understand and this was just meant as a little "eff yoo" to the working class, I don't know.
— Eric Cantor (@GOPLeader) September 3, 2012
At any rate, let's have a look at "Eric Cantor's Holiay Guide!"
St Patrick's Day:
--A Celebration of the noble snakes of Ireland
--The day we pay tribute to those who survived war and lived to tell about it.
--A celebration of our historical links to mother England.
Cino de Mayo:
--Vive La France!
--Remember to send your daughter flowers!
--Day of mourning for the death of Jesus.
--Anniversary of the founding of Ohio
--First day of baseball season!
--Freddy Mercury's birthday
--The day we honor Paul Bunyan
--Annual orphan parade
--The day we honor people with Tourette's syndrome
--Buddha's wedding anniversary
New Year's Eve:
--Salute to sobriety!
--A doo-wop lyric
--celebrates the invention of the BLT
--Back hair appreciation week.