Quick quiz for gun-buyers

Question #1:

What type of gun are you interested in purchasing?
A) a hunting rifle
B) a pistol
C) a military-grade assault weapon.

If you answered C, you are too crazy to own a gun.

Question # 2:

From what are you hoping to protect yourself?
A) Criminals
B) Bears
C) The United States Government

If you answered C, you are too crazy to own a gun.

Question #3:

Is there any structure on your property which could be described as a "bunker?"

If you answered "yes," you are too crazy to own a gun.

Question #4:

Into which of the following places do you plan on carrying your gun?
A) Your workplace
B) Bars and/or restaurants
C) Church

If you answered anything other than "none of the above," you are too crazy to own a gun.