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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Hope they got their money back.

Horrible hack Michael Bay was supposed to tell the gathered throngs all about how wonderful the new Samsung TV is. Instead, he mumbled some bullshit about how wonderful Michael Bay is, then wandered off stage.

"Michael, what inspires you? How do you come up with these unbelievable ideas?"
"Um, dude, I made the fucking Transformers movies! I made movies based on a shitty 80's cartoon that was based on a stupid children's toy. What the fuck unbelievable ideas are you talking about?"

1 comment:

Bob Slatten said...

I saw that yesterday and his incoherent ramblings still make me chuckle.