O fer fuck sake. . .
Yes, Mr. Trump, that's exactly how it works. Even though there is exactly ZERO evidence linking vaccines to autism and even though researchers believe that signs of autism are visible in fetuses who have never been vaccinated, yes, that's probably what happens. Kid goes to doctor, comes home and says "mommy, I don't feel good. I think I'm autistic now."
Who found these "many" cases you refer to? The same investigators who were finding all that unbelievable stuff in Hawaii?
Jeezus Christ! It doesn't matter what you believe! You are not a doctor, you are not a scientist, you are not even a reasonably intelligent person. It wasn't enough to link yourself to Orly Taitz, now you're throwing in your lot with Jenny McCarthy? Kids will die because stupid self-important blowhards like you scare gullible parents into leaving their children unprotected from preventable diseases. Shut the fuck up, you stupid bag of assholes!
Stupidest person # 2: Ted Nugent
Ted Nugent calls mayor ‘racist,’ ‘anti-Texas’ after town pays him not to show
Wow, Ted Nugent calling someone else a racist. That's really a case of the pot calling the kettle a pot!
“I hear from reliable sources that the mayor is a racist and was offended that my band performs mostly African-American-influenced music,” Mr. Nugent, 65, told the Star-Telegram.
Oh my God. African-American influenced music? Is it possible that anyone could listen to the dreck Nugent performs and hear any echoes of "African-American music?" Could anyone be whiter than ted Nugent? I mean, I understand the concept of the blues having a baby and naming it rock and roll, but the "rawk" music Ted performs has absolutely no vestige of any soul/r&b/blues influence. He makes Pat Boone seem like a soul singer.
“Sounds like a sad case of anti-Texas in Texas.”
Anti-Texas? What the fuck does Nugent have to do with Texas? He's "the Motor-City Madman," right? Last I checked, the Motor City is in Michigan.
“Everyone knows ol’ Uncle Ted is the ultimate Independence Day rockout with the ultimate all-American, soul music, rockin’ soundtrack of defiance, liberty and freedom,” he said.
Ah. I see. Also, everyone knows that only complete douchenozzles refer to themselves in the third person, especially using a self-given nickname.
Lookin' at you, "Black Mamba!"
But, sure, that's probably why they decided not to invite you to perform at their Fourth of July party, despite your Sarah Palin-style word salad you tossed there with the freedom an' the defiance and whatnot. It couldn't be that they decided it might be a bit controversial to celebrate America with a person who referred to her President as "sub-human mongrel." And it couldn't be that someone at the mayor's office sobered up and realized that a family-friendly event might not want to feature a guy who sings songs about "poontang" while wearing a loincloth.
Wang dang, what a sweet poontang
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell
A-shakin' my thang as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell
She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat
Down on the street you know she can't be beat
What the hell
Amerrrrrica, Amerrrica.
God shed his grace on theeeeeee. . . .
2 comments:
Trump causes a sharp needle like pain in my brain.
As to stupidest person number 2 - Man I want that gig! 16 grand NOT to show up? Hell yeah!
There's something about a 65 year old man singing about his "thang" and "poontang" that is flat out creepy. No other way to say it.
Donald Rump oughta be careful, because Nugent may try to shoot hat dead squirrel off his head.
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