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Friday, May 9, 2014

I saw this a couple weeks ago

and I'm still not over it.

[Tucker]Carlson also pointed out that he preferred the Grateful Dead to rap music because it was “wholesome.”


Fuck you, Carlson. Don't you ruin the Dead for me. This is worse than the time that teenage me was playing some record and my mom walked by my room and said "oh, I like this song." Because no one wants to like any music that their mom likes but at least my mom wasn't a shit-eating little prick like Tucker Carlson.

And by the way, I know that a lot of the FOX/talk radio assholes are doing it for the money, but Tucker Carlson has never had to do anything for the money. He was born with a silver spoon up his ass, he's just horrible for the fun of being horrible.

And he's saying that the Grateful Dead are "wholesome?" Where does he come up with that? Has he ever heard any of their lyrics?

 I come in from Memphis
where I learned to talk the jive
When I get back to Memphis
be one less man alive
Good Mornin Mr. Benson
I see you're doin well
If I had me a shotgun
I'd blow you straight to Hell


or how about

And it's three days ride from Bakersfield and I don't know why I came
I guess I came to keep from payin' dues
So instead I've got a bottle and a girl who's just fourteen
And a damn good case of the Mexicali Blues
. . .
I went down to those dusty streets, blood was on my mind
I guess that stranger hadn't heard the news
'Cause I shot first and killed him, Lord, he didn't even draw
And he made me trade the gallows for the Mexicali Blues

or 

One of them cowboys, he starts to draw,
And I shot him down, Lord he never saw.
Well I grabbed a bottle, cracked him in the jaw,
Shot me another, oh damn he won't grow old.
In the confusion, my uncle grabbed the gold,
And we high-tailed it down to Mexico.

I love those cowboys, I love their gold,
I loved my uncle, God rest his soul,
Taught me good, Lord, Taught me all I know
Taught me so well, I grabbed that gold
And I left his dead ass there by the side of the road.

or 

Got a wife in Chino, babe
And one in Cherokee
First one says she's got my child
But it don't look like me

I set out running but I take my time
A friend of the Devil is a friend of mine


 Wholesome? God, Tucker Carlson is an idiot!

6 comments:

One Fly said...

Yup good 'ol simple tucker. Once a dumb fucker always a dumb fucker. And this little prick is given credibility.

Bob Slatten said...

He's like the King of the idiots.

anne marie in philly said...

tucker needs to suck more dick, or smoke another joint. "wholesome"?

Abu Scooter said...

How did T*cker even think of tagging the Dead with the adjective, "wholesome?" Did his babysitters lock him in the closet whenever The Partridge Family was on TV?

Sure, that sounds crazy, but crazy theories are the only ones that can explain this.

jadedj said...

This may be significant...or not. I had to Google Tucker Carlson. I didn't have to Google the Grateful Dead.

And btw, he looks like a pampered little prick.

Lowell said...

Tucker Carlson is an idiot? YES! Several times over! And not just because he doesn't know about the Dead!