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Friday, November 21, 2014

Douche quote of the day


When asked if he felt embarrassed about his new contract paying him more per day than mosr Americans make per year, Giancarlo Stanton said this:


.Giancarlo Stanton Quote

Dude.

You play a game for a living.

What you do is not really "work."  it is certainly not a "huge responsibility."

This is what a job with "huge responsibility" looks like:

http://jacksonville.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/editorial/images/files/editorial/images/images/mdControlled/cms/2009/08/10/479323025.jpg 


This is what your job looks like:

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/x/kid-playing-baseball-bw-15088215.jpg

Huge responsibility:

http://everydaylife.globalpost.com/DM-Resize/photos.demandstudios.com/getty/article/249/230/stk157195rke.jpg?w=600&h=600&keep_ratio=1&webp=1

Your job:
http://classroomclipart.com/images/gallery/Clipart/Sports/Baseball_Clipart/TN_baseball_player_at_bat_hitting_ball.jpg


 Spot the difference?

Of course, Stanton's answer may be less douchey than the headline under which it appeared:


Giancarlo Stanton Nailed It When Asked About Making More In 1 Day Than Most Americans Make In A Year

 Business Insider

http://cdn.pocketnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/you-nailed-it.jpg

 Like that was the best possible answer he could have given. There is just no imaginable scenario in which a ballplayer comes up with a better justification for his obscene salary than "um, I do work!" Bullseye, motherfucker!

So why does Business Insider's Cork Gaines (wait. . .Cork? really?) think this was such a spot-on perfect answer?


What Stanton did not point out is that a lot of work went into getting to where he is. While many Americans work hard, Stanton happens to do it in an industry with a lot of money and he does it as well as anybody else in the world.

Ohhhh, right. . . lots of "hard work." http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/08/air-quotes.gif

Yeah, it totally makes sense that someone who works hard and excels at a sports game should be paid as much ad, oh, say 500 people who work hard and excel at, say, putting their lives on the line in service to their country? Or educating the next generation? Or building our nation's infrastructure?

So, at Stanton's press conference to announce the contract signing, one reporter asked the slugger if he was embarrassed to make more in one day ($69,000 on average throughout the contract) than most Americans make in an entire year.
Showing why he is this country's next superstar that is more than just a great ballplayer, Stanton kept his poise, smiled, and delivered the perfect answer, noting that this contract "isn't like a lottery ticket."

Wow, I mean if you could keep your poise under those circumstances. . . being asked about the millions and m,illions of dollars you're going to be paid, I mean most of us would probably collapse weeping or throw a chair Bobby Knight style if someone asked us about our newly acquired vast fortune. But he actually managed to smile and say words? 

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/13/da/ba/13daba0008a8191b83cc4687e0c4c26d.jpg

Superstar!


4 comments:

One Fly said...

A big piece of the puzzle that contributes a society sliding into the shitter.

anne marie in philly said...

go fuck yourself, you pretentious baseball player!

Lowell said...

You are really right on here! I read the story and had to catch my breath. What kind of freaking, crazy world do we live in.

I'm wondering if MLB is tax-exempt as is the NFL?

If there's that kind of money involved, tax the hell out of everyone and provide some assistance to the people working their asses off every day with no hope for the future and god forbid they should get sick!

Cork, yes Cork. said...

"So why does Business Insider's Cork Gaines (wait. . .Cork? really?) "

You are not the first to make light of my name. Lots of people have done so. Most were when I was in grade school and they were all 10-12 years old. Are you 10-12 years old? That would make a lot of sense. I am really impressed with all that you have accomplished at this age. Good luck in all your future endeavors.