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Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Here we go again. . .

You have got to be fuckin' kidding me!


Boehner: I'm ready to 'reappoint' members to special Benghazi panel in new Congress



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Ughhhhhhh. . . how is there still a Benghazi committee? It's like still having the Warren Commission.
It's done.  All your phony "questions" have been answered. Do you seriously have this little dignity?

“On September 11, 2012, four Americans were killed in a brutal terrorist attack in Libya. Two years later, the American people still have far too many questions about what happened that night — and why,” Boehner said in the statement.

No the "American people" do not have "far too many questions." Only the chucklefucks that believe the bullshit folks like you spew on FOX news have questions. For sane people, all the questions have been answered. At this point, you're pandering to the Alex Jones demographic.


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And Boehner knows better. He's not this stupid. He's not Steve King or Louie Gohmert or Michele Bachmann. He knows this is bullshit and he's doing it anyway. Because he feels like he has to kiss the teabagging asses of the kind of people who think King, Gohmert, and Bachmann deserve positions of responsibility. The kind of people who spend half the day with their thumbs up their asses and the other half wondering why their thumbs taste funny.

“That’s why I will reappoint Rep. Trey Gowdy and the Republican members of the House Select Committee to investigate the events in Benghazi in the 114th Congress. I look forward to the definitive report Chairman Gowdy and the Select Committee will present to the American people.” 

You look forward to a definitive report. There has already been a . . . how can you look forward to something that has already happened?

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Hey, when you're done, maybe you could look into the Lindbergh baby case. Maybe appoint a special committee to check out who's making them crop circles?Was it aliens?

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God damn you, History Channel!




5 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

waste of my fucking tax dollars for these assholes!

the dogs' mother said...

Aliens is always my favorite 'go-to' excuse. Abby knows squirrels were left here by aliens who were tired of their antics.

jadedj said...

I recall thinking when Newt was the smelly Sneaker of the House that it wasn't possible anyone else in that position could be worse. Oh lawd, how wrong I was.

Bob Slatten said...

So ... two more years of a do-nothing Congress spouting Benghazi and blaming Obama for everything.

How'd that mid-term election work out for ya?

Lowell said...

I guess anything is better than actually doing some work that would benefit 99% of the people of the United States rather than the 1%.