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Friday, November 14, 2014

Idiot Boycotts Women, Women Probably Not All That Heartbroken

So some individual decided to respond to my last post with an explanation of why he is "boycotting" American women. I assume he is "boycotting" them in much the same way that I am refusing to play Major League Baseball. Except that Major League Baseball is probably not creeped out by me and thankful for my refusal to participate.

Anyway, he included a link to his website, http://www.boycottamericanwomen.com/. So what was I gonna do, not check it out?

It did not disappoint.


I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to divorce you, to get fat, to steal half of your money in the divorce courts, don’t know how to cook or clean, don’t want to have children, etc. Therefore, what intelligent man would want to get involved with American women?

Well, I'm gonnna say about 80-90% of American men?

Also, in what country do women (or men) not cheat, get divorced, gain weight, etc?

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Maybe?

 This blog is my attempt to explain why I feel American women are inferior to foreign women (non-American women), and why American men should boycott American women, and date/marry only foreign (non-American) women.

Because there are obviously women of many nations just lining up to date and marry the kind of American men who think they're too good for American women!

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 He hates all the women in his country? We're on our way!

American women are generally immature, selfish, extremely arrogant and self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. The behavior of most American women is utterly disgusting, to say the least.

Right. And the guy who thinks he's too good for every one of the 150 million women in this nation is obviously extremely mature, selfless, humble, altruistic and mentally sound. And you're seriously going to complain about women being "unchaste?" You do know that's the only way you get to have sex, right? If women are being all "chaste," only gay men get to have any sex.  And if the women of America are being "highly unchaste," and most of these women are hetero, that means American men must also be pretty darned "unchaste" themselves.

So, here's the first article on his site:

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Why do so many Jewish men marry Asian women?

Has anyone else noticed how common it is to see Jewish men with Asian women? 

Um, no. No I haven't. Of course, I don't go around checking the ethnicity of every couple I run across because I'm not a psychotic racist asshole, but okay, I'll take your word for it. Let's say there are a lot of Jewish man / Asian woman couples out there. So what?

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I have a theory as to why this is. Jewish American women tend to be some of the worst bitches on earth. 

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Wow! WOW! That happened so quickly! It took all of one sentence to go full-on mysogynist and anti-Semite! I don't understand why American women don't love this guy!

Loud, control freaks, obnoxious, crazy, and just outright nasty vicious toxic people. Jewish men thus learn from a young age to dislike Jewish women, starting with their own mothers.

Yes. Jewish men just haaaaaate their mothers. Obviously.

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I can only think of a couple of Jewish women that I actually know personally, but neither of them could be described as loud, obnoxious, nasty, vicious or toxic. Granted, that's not a very large sample, so I Googled "Famous Jewish women" and oh my God, look at these loud, vicious, obnoxious ladies!

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Ugh! Who would ever want to marry one of them?

Are you maybe basing your view of Jewish women on reruns of Judge Judy?

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'cuz, yeah, she can be a bit of a control freak.

Therefore Jewish men look for the OPPOSITE of a Jewish American woman, and that would be a submissive, polite, beautiful Asian woman.

Um, you think Asian women are "submissive?" Have you met any?

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So delicate!



Out of all the Jewish men I know, practically all of them are either married to an Asian woman or are actively looking for an Asian woman to marry. To them all, I say congratulations and may you all be happy with your Asian wives! G-d bless!



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And then, I swear to God, he includes THIS picture!













Because, yeah, that's a great example! You know how Jewish men love to marry their girlfriends' adopted daughters!


So sorry, American women. This guy is "boycotting" you! Try not to let it break your hearts.

6 comments:

Brewella Deville said...

I just want to read the complaint letter he'll write to Fed-Ex when he opens the crate and discovers that his mail order bride is dead. Customer service is going to get a hot little earful...

kelly gibson said...

what a fucking freaking asshole!

probably short, fat, ugly, unhealthy, doesn't know how to cook or clean, a cheater, a liar, immature, selfish, extremely arrogant, self-centered, mentally unstable, irresponsible, and highly unchaste. and jewish.

probably lives in his mommy's basement and hasn't been laid in years.

yeah, what self-respecting woman from ANY country would hook up with this putz?

Anonymous said...

OH HOW CUTE!!!!!!!! POOR WITTLE BABY IS UPSET BECAUSE MEN ARE BOYCOTTING HER!!!! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Professor Chaos said...

Um, I'm not upset, I'm laughing my ass off. And I'm a dude, so I'm not being boycotted.
Other than that, though. . . Zing! You got me!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Yeah, this asshole's been trolling the internet for years. I've deleted his rambling hateful "comment" a few times from my own blog.

Lowell said...

And just when I think I've met the scum at the bottom of the barrel, you come up with this guy.

He is strangely humorous but also very sad. It's hard for people who are that big assholes!