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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Florida Headline of the Day






Florida Blames Armadillos For Higher-Than-Usual Number Of Leprosy Cases

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Dr. Richard Truman politely pretended to have no idea how this could be happening.


Though it is possible to get leprosy from armadillos, Dr. Richard Truman of the National Hansen’s Disease Program says the “specific mechanisms” for transmission are unknown. 
“Long term, close direct contact with the blood or tissue of infected animals would likely pose the greatest risk for exposure,” he told Medical Daily.


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Yes, there's just no way of knowing how one could possibly catch a disease from an armadillo. Especially one that requires long-term, close, direct contact. It's a mystery.

“Some of our patients have reported hunting or cooking armadillos, but others report that they have never had any direct contact with armadillos,” he said.

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Right. Just like I never had any direct contact with that woman, Miss Lewinsky!

Though the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention finds the risk of contracting leprosy from an armadillo to be low, the center still warns people to shun these animals.

And by "these animals," they mean people who catch diseases from armadillos. 

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4 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

WTeverlovinF???

jadedj said...

Well you know when you're out there in the swamps for days at a time and you don't have your sheep with you...what's a guy to do?

Bob Slatten said...

Oh .... Flori-duh!

Lowell said...

I saw two little baby armadillos a few weeks ago on a golf course, but they ran into their underground burrow before I could catch them and eat them. I don't think they looked leprous, however. :)