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Thursday, March 2, 2017

10 things Drumpf did to seem "Presdiential"




1. Did not brag about the size of his penis. Or hands.


http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/03/4debateGOP/160303_POL_TrumpHandColor.jpg.CROP.promo-xlarge2.jpg



2. Was not escorted to the podium by a showgirl on each arm.

http://www.donaldtrumpwantstobanghisdaughter.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/badtouch.jpg



3. Did not once mention how much he'd like to bang his daughter.





https://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/trump-and-ivanka-1.jpg

4. Did not take time out to tweet insults at Rosie O'Donnell

http://static.images.publisher.attn.com/sites/default/files/trump-rosie7.jpg


5. Got through entire speech without lapsing into Russian.

http://www.trbimg.com/img-584f561d/turbine/la-oe-goldberg-russia-trump-20161212


6. No racial slurs.

http://thepoliticus.com/sites/default/files/trump-lemon.jpg


7. Did not grab a single woman by the crotch the entire time.

http://images1.browardpalmbeach.com/imager/u/original/8156009/fullsizerender_2.jpg


8.  Was not attacked by any birds or other wild animals.

https://timedotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/trump-eagle-03a.gif?w=560



9. Managed to get through entire speech without calling Senators "losers."

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/trump-tweet-620x195.jpg



10. Nothing. He did nothing but manage to read a speech off a teleprompter without falling down and the press decides that this is the perfect reason to further normalize him.


7 comments:

anne marie in philly said...

dump is fulla shit!

Bob Slatten said...

To _____ and his followers all those things ARE presidential.

One Fly said...

Mostly all lies but so presidential.

jadedj said...

Crocks of shit...but precedence crocks of shit, sez the press.

D. said...

*chews on tinfoil*

That bar for his "presidential" behavior is set in the Dead Sea, isn't it?

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oh, I am totally stealing that eagle gif for my 4th of July post! Thanks!

Tal Hartsfeld said...

I don't get why some consider our new President to be charismatic.
I, myself, don't see anything of charisma about President Trump.
Not at all ...
He comes across like the proverbial abusive parent, or like the strict teacher or principal you had had to suffer attending public school when growing up.
Or, maybe, the despotic supervisor you had to work under who was always coming down on you constantly for every little error, or for "being too slow".
Not a thing charming about personas like that.