Flat-Earthers' Cruise Will Sail to Antarctica 'Ice Wall' at the Planet's Edge.Organizers of an annual conference that brings together people who believe that the Earth is flat are planning a cruise to the purported edge of the planet. They're looking for the ice wall that holds back the oceans.
Oh my God.
At first I thought "well, good. This should finally disabuse them of their ridiculous 'theories,'" but then I realized that if - IF - this cruise ever actually happens, they will probably just sail towards Antarctica until they see a glacier and sya "there it is! That's the ice wall!"
This flat-earth thing is getting close to becoming my favorite conspiracy theory.
My current favorite is the Roswell UFO thing. What I love about the Roswell conspiracy theory is that the believers actually have managed to convince themselves that the reason the Air Force is covering up the existence of alien space craft is because. . .
.
. . . wait, hold on. . .
The Air Force is covering this up because. . .
. . .they don't want people to panic!
The United States military, the group that spent 60 years telling us to be afraid - VERY AFRAID - of the Russians, the people that have spent the last 20 years telling us we need to be terrified of Muslims, that military wants to PREVENT people from panicking?!?!?! Do you have any idea how much god damn money would be thrown at the Air Force if they could demonstrate a threat from flying saucers? If they had a crashed alien spacecraft, they would have paraded it through the streets of every city and town in the USA. They would have been on every news program on every network screaming about how much better the martian technology was and how our very survival depended on spending whatever it took to catch up.
So anyway, that's my favorite conspiracy theory because the whole reason behind it is just so hilariously dumb.
Now the flat-earth people, they don't seem to have a reason behind their conspiracy at all. I mean, it's one thing to look out at the landscape and say "it looks flat to me." And it's one thing to say that the ancient Greek mathematician who figured out that the Earth is a sphere must have gotten it wrong, but there are photos of the Earth from space showing it to be quite spherical. So in order for their theory to have any leg to stand on, those photos have to be fake. Which means that NASA would have to be engaged in a massive hoax/coverup. But why? Why the hell would NASA care about deceiving people about the shape of the planet?
I watched part of a documentary about these people on Netflix and they all believe this. They all believe that NASA is involved in perpetuating this enormous lie. But, having watched probably half of this movie, I couldn't begin to tell you what they think NASA's motivation is.
Oh, and also there's a dome. Depending on who you ask.
One of the flat-earth people pointed out that "NASA" sounds sort of vaguely like the word in some ancient language for "deception," so . . .you know. . . . that's pretty much scientific evidence right there.
Anyway, bon voyage and don't hurry back to all the flat-earth geniuses heading for Antarctica. You're all part of the enstupiding of America and you can all get bent.
And speaking of making America stupider. . .
CNN.
Special counsel Robert Mueller found that no one in the Trump campaign conspired with the Russian government in 2016 -- but Democrats are not ready to accept that finding https://t.co/ywnmPFjZ8X— CNN (@CNN) March 25, 2019
CNN has not seen the Mueller report. No one has. Except William Barr and it's doubtful he's been able to read it yet, as it's likely about as long as the Ayn Rand box set. The one thing that we do know is that it does NOT exonerate him. And yet, there's CNN jumping in to repeat any Republican spinmeister's talking points as if they were gospel truth. Because, you know, "liberal media."
You want to know who did a better job than CNN covering the Mueller report? You may want to sit down for this. . .FOX!
Yes, that FOX.
Mueller did not exonerate Trump – Barr acted as judge and jury. Now Congress needs to do its job
By Mary Anne Marsh | Fox News
Really?
First, let me start with a fact. We have not seen the Mueller report. Let me repeat that…We have not seen the Mueller report. Not one page. Not one paragraph. Not one period. Nothing. So, we have no idea what is in it, what Mueller did, what Mueller said, and what, if anything, Barr used from it to make his decisions.
Are you seeing this, CNN? You could take a lesson in journalistic standards from. . . wait, are we sure? . . . Yep, from FOX.
Speaking of decisions, if Barr is to be believed – and that’s a big if – then Mueller wrote a report that didn’t make one decision regarding any crimes he examined. Is this possible? It is hard to believe and highly unusual, if true.
Oh my God, this woman is going to get fired. God bless her!
Speaking of decisions, if Barr is to be believed – and that’s a big if – then Mueller wrote a report that didn’t make one decision regarding any crimes he examined. Is this possible? It is hard to believe and highly unusual, if true.
Wow! I mean, I would expect this from. . . I don't know, probably not anyone these days. . the Nation maybe? But she is writing for FOX GODDAMM NEWS! This is astonishing! Seriously, read the whole thing (link) it's amazing.
You know who else could take a lesson from -- god, this feels so weird -- FOX?
These guys:
Mueller Finds No Trump-Russia Conspiracy
Ugh! What has become of you, Grey Lady?
And the less said about Vox, the better:
Trump: Barr letter on Mueller report shows “total and complete exoneration”
“The findings of the Department of Justice are a total and complete exoneration of the President of the United States.”
I mean, what is the point of that headline? You're just repeating a lie from an habitual liar with every incentive to lie and making that your headline? Do you think that beginning with "Trump:" makes it okay? I mean, technically, you're not saying that Trump was exonerated, you're saying that Trump said Trump was exonerated, but it might as well just be a press release and you might as well be his publicists. If you're going to use Trump's words for your headline, you need to say something like "TRUMP CLAIMS TO BE EXONERATED, THERE IS NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT HIS CLAIM." Or "TRUMP SAYS THINGS ABOUT MUELLER REPORT, THOSE THINGS ARE PROBABLY NOT TRUE AND TRUMP IS A COMPULSIVE LIAR WHO SHOULD NEVER BE BELIEVED WITHOUT CORROBORATING EVIDENCE."
Why would anyone, other than complete hacks like Sarah Huckabee Sanders, ever report on what Trump says about what Barr says about a report that Trump has never seen and Barr has not read as if it had any credibility? No journalist should ever take any statement from anyone in Washingtonm at face value. That goes double when the statement comes from a Republian, since they have proven over the last several decades to be less than honest brokers who can never be given the benefit of the doubt. And that goes double again when the statement comes from anyone in the Trump administration, as everyone in Trump's orbit has shown themselves repeatedly to be shameless craven bald-faced liars. Pretending otherwise is just making America stupider.
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I don't watch the news. they are just as stoopid as the flat-earthers and the deplorables.
Nobody in the media (to government) has officially seen the report. They should clarify it’s the letter Barr wrote with incompMueller quotes.
Ugh.
And flat earthers make me stabby.
Hey! My post today has a sort of conspiracy theory theme too! Great minds think alike.
Anyway, I agree that most conspiracy theories are ridiculous, except of course for the one I kind of believe in -- namely, that there was in reality no kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby; it was all a frame-up by Charles Lindbergh to cover up the fact that he inadvertently killed the baby himself via shaken baby syndrome. It's largely based on the fact that he meddled from the beginning to the end of that investigation and often seemed to misdirect or interfere with investigators. For obvious reasons, he could not let his wife and the world know the truth. It would have ruined him.
I hope they sail too close to the edge and tip over, Asshats.
Do you think anyone on that ship of fools has the IQ points to realize they're being fleeced by the conmen running that idiotic organization?
Having seen the movie, no. I do not.
As far as the "flat-earth" theories go, one only need to sail out into the ocean far enough to find themselves completely "fenced in" and "imprisoned" by the horizon everywhere they turn around. That horizon effect is indicative of a "drop-off" which indicates a continuum beyond (and below) the realm of one's sight.
That was proof enough for me of my living on a spherical planet.
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