Fun With Headlines

All Headlines via Yahoo News.


Celebrity

Prince Philip Told Prince Harry Not to Marry Meghan Markle for This Surprising Reason

He's a huge racist. Surprise!


World

Trump Cryptically Parrots Fox News Graphic Encouraging Iran Military Strike

"Cryptically" is a weird way to spell  "Has no thoughts of his own so repeats whatever he sees on television."





Politics

Trump Says He Doesn’t Know If North Korea Is Building Nuclear Weapons: ‘I Hope Not’

Yeah, that's not news. If Trump ever does know something, THAT would be news.

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Try Not to Laugh at These Bridesmaids

Ahahahaha!!! Oh, I can't help it!  It's so funny how they're, um. . . beautiful ladies in gorgeous dresses.
Ha ha?
Ha?


Sports

LaVar Ball Vows Lakers Will Not Win Again After Trading His Son Lonzo

Yeaaaaah. . . as opposed to all the winning they've been doing WITH him.

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Lakers officially miss playoffs for 6th year in row

BusinessYahoo Finance

Trump is dead wrong about the stock market - it won't crash if he isn't re-elected

What a scoop!

When has he ever not been dead wrong about anything?

Celebrity

Kourtney Kardashian says Kylie Jenner acts entitled since becoming a billionaire

What? A Kardashian acting "entitled?"
Why can't she be more down-to-earth and relatable like the rest of that gaggle of talentless airheads who have been given wealth and fame without having ever accomplished anything?


Politics

Can't take 'information from a foreign agent. It's against the law': Chris Christie

Yes, apparently we HAVE reached a point in our history when that needed to be said.