Weekend Lights

The still photos are from the Atlanta Botanical gardens"Chihuly in the Garden" exhibit.

The video is of Saturday's Atlanta Beltline Lantern Parade. 

 Okay, I can't seem to get the video to uopload

 Trying to post from the phone is tricky

For me it is, anyway.

The dumbest thing I've ever read.

This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. And I've read some dumb things in my day. I've read columns by Maureen Dowd, David Brooks and Thomas Friedman. I've read Christian Archie comics.

 

Yes, they're a real thing.

Hell, I once read the entirety of Atlas Shrugged. But this takes the cake. 

Via We hunted the Mammoth, this is something some white supremacist idiot apparently said on some Aryan radio show:

 The subject of masculinity comes up and the White man’s ability to grow a luxurious beard. According to early racial science the original Negro and Chinaman were unable to grow beards and the fact that the White man could, showed that our race was more mature and fully grown than the others. The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes. Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them. 

Wow! Where to begin? There's so much wrong in these 4 short sentences.
Okay, first of all: racial science?  Are we going to pretend that's a thing? It's like when you see someone on TV called a "UFO expert" or "cryptozoologist."

Yeah, they usually look pretty much like this.

You know the correct title should be "guy who makes up shit about flying saucers" or "guy who pretends he's seen Bigfoot."  "Racial science" would belong in the same category as "ghostology" or "Loch Ness Studies."

Second, if one race is more able than others to grow thick luxurious facial hair, wouldn't that mean that that race was more closely related to big hairy apes? I would think the most evolved race would be the least hairy, if anything. 

Who looks most evolved in this picture? Okay, bad example.

Then there's this dubious claim:

"The fact that some Negroes now have beards shows that they are mulattoes."

No, you know what that shows? That shows that some idiot "racial scientist" made the ridiculous claim that black guys can't grow beards and then someone pointed out James Harden to him

And instead of saying "gee, looks like I was wrong, and maybe my entire field of study is cockamamie bullshit," He said "Uh, that's 'cuz he's half white!"

 

Pictured: Men who are probably also half white

Oh, and white supremacist dude? If you're going to take beardedness as a sign of racial advancement, you know who can really grow the hell out of a beard? Those swarthy Muslims!

 

So, if the beardiest race wins, us white guys are maybe in second place at best. Might want to re-think your criteria for judging racial excellence.

We're also way behind the Jews.

Then finally, there's this bizarre blanket statement:

Matt encourages men to grow well-kept beards as a sign of being anti-feminist, as feminists hate them.  

Do they, though?

That's such an odd claim to make. I mean, some women like beards, others don't. I don't think the liking of beards has anything to do with one's political stance. Also, doesn't it depend a lot on the type of beard and the beard wearer?

I mean, I gotta think that women probably like this:



A lot better than, say, this:
 

And I would think that would hold true for everyone from Gloria Steinem to Phyllis Schlafly.

Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish

The world is a slightly better place today.
Phyllis Schlafly died yesterday, succumbing to whatever it is that kills gorgons, which would have been even better news about 40 years ago, but you take what you can get.
A uniquely nasty piece of work, Schlafly was a woman who made a successful career out of telling other women they shouldn't be allowed to have careers. She rose to a position of no small prominence and influence by telling other women they should not be allowed to be prominent or influential.

She may have been best known for being one of the biggest reasons that the Equal Rights Amendment was never ratified, campaigning tirelessly against the idea of women who were not her having equality. I guess that when you make your money from speaking fees and book sales, equal  pay is not a big issue for you.

Schlafly used to begin her speeches by gleefully thanking her husband for allowing her to be there. She would then add that she liked to open this way because it angered the feminists. Basically, she enjoyed giving a big middle finger to her fellow women who were struggling to not be treated as second-class citizens by reveling in her own pathetic subservience. Whether this subservience was real or a convenient fiction I don't know. I'm guessing that when you're the celebrity in the family and the one with the big speaking fees and publishing royalties, you're probably the one calling the shots. Did Schlafly believe her own venomous rhetoric? I have no idea. My guess is that she probably did not, that like most right-wing political figures, she was running a con, but maybe she did. I sure don't care enough to do any research. Either way she was a terrible human being.

When reached for comment, Satan said he welcomed his new bride and was looking forward to testing the limits of her commitment to serving her husband.

Trump and his manos pequeños go to Mexico

So Trump went to Mexico for some reason and gave one of his patented "speeches that read like a word-cloud" speeches for a group of people who I pray don't speak English. Here are a couple of highlights:

I happen to have a tremendous feeling for Mexican-Americans

Yeah. We know. we know all about your feeling for Mexican Americans. It's a lot like my feeling for sushi. It's gross, I don't know who the hell let it in here, and I wish it would go back where it came from.

I happen to have a tremendous feeling for Mexican-Americans, not only in terms of friendships, but also in terms of the tremendous numbers that I employ in the United States, and they are amazing people, amazing people.

You know, other than all the raping.

I have many friends, so many friends, and so many friends coming to Mexico, and in Mexico.

Friends! Mexico! Lots and lots of Mexico friends! Going to Mexico, coming from Mexico. . .Friends! So many of them!

Ever since George W. Bush, it's getting hard to find a Republican who can string together a coherent sentence!

                             Nope!

Nuh-unh! Try again!

  Steee-rike Three!                    

So you know that no matter what he said, his supporters were going to have to pretend that he did a  fantastic, tremendous job - really one of the best jobs - but some of these tweets. . . .

I hear Churchill had a nice turn of phrase, but Trump's immigration speech is the most magnificent speech ever given.

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) September 1, 2016

 

 You know nothing of my work!

Seriously? Better than "ask not what your country can do for you" or "I have a dream" or "was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"



Was it better than "it just doesn't matter?

I know she has to keep saying the most ridiculous things to keep in the public eye, but sheesh!

then there's Laura Ingraham

Anyone who doesn't think this wasn't Trump's finest hour is just not being honest. And Pena-Nieto came off great too.

— Laura Ingraham (@IngrahamAngle) August 31, 2016

Oh, his finest hour? That's not saying much, considering his next finest hour was talking about his dick on stage in a debate.


Oh, and speaking of which. . . .

FOX's  resident quack psychiatrist "Doctor" Keith Ablow for some reason brought up the Trump tiny hands moment at that debate that was like a couple months ago or whatever:

“When the ‘small hands’ issue was raised during the debate—that supposedly got the Clinton campaign very excited, they thought ‘Man, he’s off his game’—he wasn’t off his game at all. Freud would have been standing up, like applauding. Standing ovation.”

You know nothing of my work!

Why would Freud supposedly have been standing and applauding?
It's been a long time since my Psych classes, but I'm pretty sure that Trump understood defensiveness masking insecurities.  I'm pretty sure Freud would have thought "Damn, I've got to get this guy on the couch. I'll make a fortune!"
Except, you know, in German.

“To be able to address such an intensely personal issue and say, ‘Listen, there’s no problem in that department,’ to me, that showed an incredible degree of psychological strength.”

The kind of psychological strength you usually only find in every single high school boy on the planet.

Oh, yeah. It's pretty big. You could ask any of the girls that I've totally had sex with. 

You don't know them, they go to a different school.

You know what would maybe show some actual psychological strength? Just coming out and saying "yeah, it's kinda small. So what? I have many other fine qualities."
Or maybe just not talking about it at all. Just ignoring Rubio's dig at his tiny hands might have showed some psychological - well, not strength, exactly, but. . . I mean it's what any normal functioning adult would do when confronted by a juvenile taunt.

Oh, man - remember normal functioning adults? I miss them!

People who aren't even trying, Part II

Person who is not even trying #2: Sarah Palin

I know, surprise surprise the laziest woman in politics isn't even trying. But really, it seems like whoever writes her social media posts for her used to put a little effort into making them coherent, didn't they?

Here's her post about Hillary Rodham Clinton:

Leave Hillary Alone, Bullies
Aww, c'mon guys, give her a break. Anyone can be out of commission.... for weeks on end... whilst in the heat of battle for the highest office in the land. 

Um, okay. But she absolutely has not been out of commission for weeks on end, so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make.

For instance: here is a list of the campaign events she held in July.


July 2, 2016

	MSNBC	Television (MSNBC)	Hillary Clinton
July 5, 2016	Charlotte, North Carolina	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & President Barack Obama
July 5, 2016	Washington, DC	National Education Association’s 95th Representative Assembly	Hillary Clinton
July 6, 2016	Atlantic City, New Jersey	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton
July 8, 2016	CNN	Television (CNN)	Hillary Clinton
July 8, 2016	NewHour	Television (PBS)	Hillary Clinton
July 8, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	African Methodist Episcopal Church Quadrennial Session	Hillary Clinton
July 10, 2016	Austin, Texas	Fundraiser	Ann O’Leary
July 11, 2016	Houston, Texas	Fundraiser	Ann O’Leary
July 12, 2016	Portsmouth, New Hampshire	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & Senator Bernie Sanders
July 12, 2016	New York City, New York	Hamilton: An American Musical (Fundraiser)	Hillary Clinton
July 13, 2016	Springfield, Illinois	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton
July 13, 2016	St. Louis, Missouri	Fundraiser	Hillary Clinton
July 13, 2016	Palo Alto, California	Fundraiser	Jake Sullivan & Sara Solow
July 13, 2016	Los Angeles, California	Fundraiser	Trevor Houser
July 13, 2016	New York City, New York	Fundraiser	De’Ara Balenger
July 14, 2016	Washington, DC	League of United Latin American Citizens National Convention	Hillary Clinton
July 14, 2016	Annandale, Virginia	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & Senator Tim Kaine
July 14, 2016	Charlotte, North Carolina	Fundraiser	LGBTQ and Allies for Hillary
July 14, 2016	Seattle, Washington	Fundraiser	Jake Sullivan
July 14, 2016	The O’Reilly Factor	Television (Fox News)	Hillary Clinton
July 16, 2016	St. Louis, Missouri	Netroots Nation (Video Conference)	Hillary Clinton
July 18, 2016	CBS This Morning	Television (CBS)	Hillary Clinton
July 18, 2016	Cincinnati, Ohio	NAACP Convention	Hillary Clinton
July 18, 2016	Cincinnati, Ohio	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton
July 18, 2016	Minneapolis, Minnesota	American Federation of Teachers Convention	Hillary Clinton
July 18, 2016	Portland, Oregon	Fundraiser	Ann O’Leary
July 18, 2016	Atlanta, Georgia	Fundraiser	Barney Frank
July 19, 2016	Las Vegas, Nevada	The American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees International Convention	Hillary Clinton
July 19, 2016	Las Vegas, Nevada	Voter Registration Event	Hillary Clinton
July 19, 2016	San Francisco, California	Fundraiser	Former Ambassador Eleni Kounalakis
July 20, 2016	Boston, Massachusetts	Fundraiser	Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas
July 20, 2016	Brooklyn, New York	Fundraiser	Michelle Kwan
July 21, 2016	National, New York	Fundraiser	Ann O’Leary
July 22, 2016	Orlando, Florida	Rountable Discussion	Hillary Clinton
July 22, 2016	Tampa, Florida	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton
July 23, 2016	Miami, Florida	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton
July 23, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Fundraiser	Robby Mook
July 24, 2016	60 Minutes	Television (CBS)	Hillary Clinton & Senator Tim Kaine
July 25, 2016	Charlotte, North Carolina	VFW National Convention	Hillary Clinton
July 25, 2016	Charlotte, North Carolina	Organizing Event for Volunteers	Hillary Clinton
July 25, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Democratic National Convention – Day 1	Senator Bernie Sanders, First Lady Michelle Obama, and Various
July 26, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Democratic National Convention – Day 2	Bill Clinton and Various
July 27, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Democratic National Convention – Day 3	Senator Tim Kaine, Vice President Joe Biden, President Barack Obama, and Various
July 28, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Democratic National Convention – Day 4	Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Various
July 29, 2016	Philadelphia, Pennsylvania	Rally	Hillary Clinton
July 29, 2016	Harrisburg, Pennsylvania	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine
July 30, 2016	Johnstown, Pennsylvania	Manufacturing Event	Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine
July 30, 2016	Pittsburgh , Pennsylvania	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine
July 30, 2016	Youngstown, Ohio	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine
July 31, 2016	Fox News Sunday	Television (Fox News)	Hillary Clinton
July 31, 2016	Cleveland, Ohio	Manufacturing Event	Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine
July 31, 2016	Columbus, Ohio	Organizing Event	Hillary Clinton & Tim Kaine

Okay, that's 24 days on,, seven days off, including July 4th weekend, with multiple events on most days. Including visits to hostile territory on the 14th and 31st. When has she been "out of commission?"

By the way, this took me about 10 seconds on Google to find.

No press conferences for nearly a year? No scheduled campaign events for days upon days?

Okay, I'll give you the press conference thing. She really should hold more. Or some. But she's giving interviews pretty much every day to some reporter or FOX employee so it's not like she's incommunicado. And when are these "days upon days" that she has no events scheduled? Since you're too lazy to type "Clinton campaign schedule" into the Google, let me give you this link: https://hillaryspeeches.com/scheduled-events/
If it's not too much trouble, you could click on it and see all the events she has scheduled for almost every day in the coming month.

No statements, no answers, no accountability, no problem. Layin' low to run out the clock before November, but you're SEXIST for noticing it.

 

Jeezus Christ, you're too lazy to pronounce words correctly when you're TYPING them? "Layin' low?" Seriously? Just type the fucking G. (See how I spelled out "fucking" even though in normal speech I would probably have dropped the "g" and pronounced it "fuckin'?" Wasn't that hard!)
 Also, you're not sexist for noticing it. You're delusional for noticing it. You're delusional for thinking it's a real thing. You're either an idiot or a liar for mentioning it.

 And you're MISOGYNIST for questioning a female's fitness. Good thing media didn't hound the crap out of '08 candidate John McCain for his decades-old military medical records or I'd guess them to be hypocrites.

What? When? When did the media ever "hound the crap" out of John McCain re: his military service? When has the media ever been anything less than deferential to John McCain when it comes to his military service? Maybe you're thinking of John Kerry? I mean, the media didn't necessarily trash Kerry's military service, bu they sure as hell enabled the slanderous pricks who did.
The only person who has EVER had a problem with John McCain's military service is your buddy Trump.

Leave Hillary alone! All that email-evidenced yoga, and wedding planning, and cookie-baking-grandma-duty wears you out. Believe you me.

Okay, I get that it wears you out. Serving half a term as governor wore you out. Ten minutes of debate prep wore you out. But Hillary's schedule is goddamm insane and she isn't wearing down. She isn't worn out. She comes bounding onto each stage with that phony smile plastered on her face, gives her stump speech with the same fake enthusiasm night after night, then jumps on a plane headed to the next town like a god damn rock star. And I know this is what every candidate fro president does, I'm not saying she deserves any special credit for doing something Bob Dole was able to do, but still. Where the hell would you get the idea that she is worn out?

Heck, even those of us claiming to be fit as a (seasoned?) fiddle, hit bumps in the wellness road. Even I. Especially I. (Remember Piper's middle name is "Grace"; mine isn't.)

Wait, her middle name is a real name? So you are familiar with real names? You didn't have to go with Brisket and Rock and Peepee and Dweezil?

Rock-running recently, I tripped over my own two feet and crashed & burned face-first. I recovered with the doc's SuperGlue, and now any man who asks "what happened?" I'll refer to as just a mean ol' SEXIST bully. 

Yeah, that's a totally sane reaction. Someone expresses concern (or curiosity) and you respond by calling him a sexist bully. Completely what a normal person would do.
Also, I don't know who this guy with the super glue is, but I don't think he's a doctor. You can sniff glue with him all you want, but I wouldn't get into his van!

Glad for Hillary's protective media's precedence. The next woman running for POTUS has no need to answer to much of anything, for we've got weddings to plan, and Down Dogs to do, and cookies in the oven! So just leave us alone, boys.
- Sarah Palin

None of that made any sense. I've read that through a dozen times and the best guess I can come up with is that you think the press is giving Hillary a free pass? Or going easy on her? Or something like that? Maybe?
I don't know. But seriously, Sarah, you've got to put a little more effort into this. It's like you're not even trying.