Posted: July 3, 2009 03:14 PM
Updated: July 3, 2009 03:35 PM
by Andrew Hinkelman and Lori Tipton
Friday, July 3, 2009
ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Gov. Sarah Palin will resign her office in a few weeks, she said during a news conference at her Wasilla home Friday morning.
What the hell is she up to? There's no way she's resigning because she realized that she's ridiculously unqualified to hold public office. And there's no way she's resigning to spend more time with her props, I mean kids. She's obviously found some way to get her mug in front of the cameras even more than it already is. Daytime chat show? NFL sideline reporter? Co-hosting The View? What could it be? One thing for sure, it will be head-hurtingly stupid!
Oh, my God! She's beginning her run for 2012 already! That's why she's quitting! What an unbelievably self-absorbed narcissist!