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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Why Isn't There a 24-hour Palin Network?

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Apparently, the Discovery Channel folks are having a little trouble attracting advertisers to their upcoming Sarah Palin show.
From the Huffington Post:

Apparently the ad buyers were not impressed. This Discovery insider said, "When the promo was over, people (employees and buyers) were rolling their eyes, snickering, and even laughing. People were laughing and it's not even a comedy. No one took it seriously."


So, it's possible that her show might end up getting canceled before she has a chance to quit it.

Which would be a shame, because we might not get to see episodes like:

Places that would be perfect for an oil derrick

Hey, I betcha I can peg that wolf from here!

and

The proud, majestic elk: makes great jerky!

So, Discovery Channel, Here are a few suggestions for potential advertisers for
"Sarah Palin's Alaska"

Smithe's Tri-Corner Hat Emporiumhttp://extremethinkover.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/descent-tea-bagger-imageshack.jpg

Bubba's House of Mis-Spelt Sines[Teabagger+erudition+#8.jpg]


Little Ladies fashion boutique and military-grade weaponry
http://www.arthurshall.com/images/custom_images/guns_girl.jpg

And
Reynold's Wrap http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/files/2008/03/tinfoil-hat.jpg

1 comment:

Blueberry said...

She would be perfect for a public access cable show. They could call it "Palinoscopy"