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Thursday, April 15, 2010

Little Known Bible Facts

1) Although it is not mentioned in any of the Gospels,
Jesus could balance a 747 on top of his head.

goodreasonnews:  awfulopinions:  aatombomb: (via fagtasticvoyage)  Of all the cheap, pathetic, fucking insanity… (via fagtasticvoyage) “Save God’s UnBorn Hero’s” is… incomprehensible.


sunshine said...

That is hilarious!


Who you callin' housewife? said...

There's nothing like a sick day at home, surfing though the blogging world, to make one feel better.

For my next career, I'm going to be a billboard artist. Thanks for letting me know that I have that ability (to design billboards, not balance planes).

Blueberry said...

Not --hero's-- of spelling and punctuation though.

Wondering if Jesus could still do that while walking on water. Talk about saving some lives...

Pretty ironic, really. God killed his child to prevent abortion?

Buffy said...

That is one whacky billboard.

Anonymous said...

Do you know that Jesus was beaten so badly He was unrecognizable as a human being for YOUR sins? So that you could get into heaven when you die - that is, if you grow up before it's too late, realize life isn't a big game, that you're going to die too someday and that entry into heaven isn't automatic. Yes children, Jesus chose to be slaughtered out of love for you who laugh at Him on a billboard with a jet on His precious head, just as He did for those who spit on Him, kicked Him, pushed a crown of thorns into His skull and whipped Him with nail and bone embedded leather.

We're all sinners, every one. God has declared the penalty for our sin is death. Someone has to pay that penalty. That someone will be either you or Jesus on Judgment Day. I'd really rather have it be Jesus than me, because if it's me, that means I'm going straight to hell where I belong. I thank God with my entire heart that someone shared the Good News of the Gospel with me ten years ago and told me how to be sure I could go to heaven when I died! If you want to avoid hell for all eternity, all you have to do is pray. Tell Jesus sincerely that you're sorry for all your sins, that you want to start living for Him but will need His help, that you believe He's the Son of God who rose from the dead then ask Him to please save you from hell. And mean it from your heart. He will give you the peace that passes all understanding and make you a new person. One that doesn't laugh at blasphemous jokes.