Me 'n' my buddies'll line up on the beach, an' if that oil gets within 20 yards of shore, we'll blow its fuckin' head off!
Let's just move the oil to a different body of water and then let's never speak of it again!
Let's burn it off! That would be frickin awesome! God, I am so wasted!
Well, my cat-bucket idea sure isn't working!
I didn't factor in the goose element.
I could block the oil with a Wall of Sound!
Has anyone tried gettin' a bunch a naked chicks to roll around in it?
I'm just saying, it couldn't hurt!
Unleash the Robot Army!
There is no oil spill! It's all a giant hoax perpetrated by the television!
Just tell that oil to go back to where the hell it came from!
I'm working on a new invention that should solve the problem once and for all.
I just need a giant, floating head. Preferably a thirsty giant floating head.
Yes, this could work!
Market it to children?
Say it's educational.
Wrap it up in pastry!
Mazola, dude. Mazola.