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Friday, June 11, 2010

Who's Got Ideas For Dealing With The Oil Spill?

http://i.pbase.com/v3/74/26274/1/50357908.IowaRednecksWithGuns.jpg

Me 'n' my buddies'll line up on the beach, an' if that oil gets within 20 yards of shore, we'll blow its fuckin' head off!





http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Technology/images-2/pope-benedict.jpg
Let's just move the oil to a different body of water and then let's never speak of it again!





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Let's burn it off! That would be frickin awesome! God, I am so wasted!




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Well, my cat-bucket idea sure isn't working!

I didn't factor in the goose element.





http://akamai-static.nme.com/images/gallery/phil_spector_paphotos_L140409_2.jpg

I could block the oil with a Wall of Sound!





http://photos.upi.com/slideshow/lbox/e0dabb1a745935232daa086da750e55f/LARRY-FLYNT-AT-ADULT-ENTERTAINMENT-EXPO.jpg

Has anyone tried gettin' a bunch a naked chicks to roll around in it?

I'm just saying, it couldn't hurt!




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Unleash the Robot Army!






http://newsbusters.org/static/2007/10/2007-10-26Inhofe.jpg

There is no oil spill! It's all a giant hoax perpetrated by the television!





http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/helen-thomas.jpg

Just tell that oil to go back to where the hell it came from!

http://lh3.ggpht.com/abramsv/SCacawM9xGI/AAAAAAAAQvM/7P89ikkj9zs/s800/insulated%20beverage%20container%201%20of%202%20520x600.JPG?imgmax=512

I'm working on a new invention that should solve the problem once and for all.
I just need a giant, floating head. Preferably a thirsty giant floating head.

http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/darth-vader-side-balloon.jpg

Yes, this could work!







Market it to children?
Say it's educational.

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Wrap it up in pastry!




http://www.chemistryland.com/CHM107Lab/Exp04_biodiesel/BiodieselLab/LikeDissolveLikeGreasyHands.jpg

Mazola, dude. Mazola.



2 comments:

McGriddle Pants said...

You know, I try not to be racist... but WHAT THE FUCK is going on in that pastry picture? Small school-aged children standing in front of a pig-in-a-blanket? Seriuosly. My mind has been blown.

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