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Friday, July 30, 2010

Huckabee Ups The Ante on Glenn Beck

Hey Beck, you think you sound nutty with your conspiracy theories about fascism and Black Panthers and the Weather Underground and Homer Simpson? (seriously, Homer Simpson)

Well Mike Huckabee will see your Obama-is-bringing-socialism, and raise you an Obama-is-bringing-on-the-end-of-the-world.

Lat Sunday, Huckabee had as a guest the super-creepy Apocalypse-porn author and Kirk Cameron sugar daddy Tim Lahaye to discuss, I don't know, something crazy no doubt.



Yes, Tim. I believe the signs of the impending apocalypse are plagues, earthquakes, false prophets, and a bailout of US automakers. Then the four horsemen, War, Famine, Death and Healthcare reform will ride in and do something not at all positive, and then the sun goes out, the stars fall from the sky, and Banking regulations will be proposed.

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What the hell? Even if this whole "Raw Socialism" were actually happening, what does that have to do with doomsday? When is socialism ever mentioned in any part of the Bible ever?

And how did Jimmy Carter get dragged into this?

Oh, wait, I do seem to remember that apocalypse during the Carter Administration. . .



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Oh, and by the way, Tim, you probably already know this, but for as long as there have been Christians, some of them have always thought that they were living in the "End Times" or the "Last days." Saint Paul thought that 2,000 years ago. And I'm pretty sure he was wrong. And every other person who has ever said that his times were the "end Times" was wrong. So it's a pretty good bet that you're wrong, too. Also, you're creepy and weird. Please go away.

7 comments:

Margaret Benbow said...

If Tim LaHaye thinks we're reaching the Last Days, why does he still dye his hair? Shouldn't he be spending his time on, oh I don't know, spiritual preparation or something, instead of vanity? That is one of the Deadly Sins, right? Just sayin'.

Margaret Benbow said...

P.S. Oops, I just checked. There is no Vanity category in the Seven Deadly. But LaHaye's gross disgusting dye job fits into Pride. In fact he reeks of Pride in general.

jadedj said...

Yeh, bring it on. I'm wishing for the Rapture to happen soon. At least we'll be rid of these nut jobs.

McGriddle Pants said...

you know if it were really socialism, I'd be going to the doctor, and have a job. Fucking morons REALLY need a dictionary before they spout their mouths off. Its really infuriating that these people were "elected" by citizen of the state and/or country.

Kim Hambric said...

If Sarah Palin runs for president -- I'd say that would be pretty close to end times.

Right wing nut jobs having control of a "news" network is pretty much a harbinger of end times to me.

jadedj said...

Kim Hamric said..."
Right wing nut jobs having control of a "news" network is pretty much a harbinger of end times to me."

Or, maybe the beginning of bad times...got the rest of us?

foozlesprite said...

I live in Arkansas, and I am very embarrassed about Huckabee. My fiance and I are hoping to move out of state when we get married, largely due to people like him.